Break-ups to Make-ups, Mattv2099 has it covered:

I had to laugh at the “From Nick To Ashley” part.  My main question is… did Ashley break up with Nick, and this is some sort of creepy / threatening message he’s trying to send her?  I hope not, I doubt that will end well for him.

Oh and check this Method Man track if you didn’t get the reference in the heading.  D’Angelo on the hook OOOOOOOooooowwwwweeeee.

Good to have you back Matt.  I thought that girlfriend had you on house arrest, tactical ankle bracelet and all. Any 720 degree (and more) no-scope plans for the future?

You can grab the Tactical As _ _ _ _ t-shirt Matt is wearing over at ENDO Apparel.