To recycle a joke I’ve made 1000x + a Drake line I like – “They say they miss the old NOIR.  Girl don’t tempt me”:

Good stuff.  Man that production value is so on point now, it’s like watching a multimillion dollar movie.  These “types” are all so true.

LaSorte was damn funny in this.  Good acting too.  LOL oh man the “wifey” one was priceless.

Thoughts? I’m just a guy that shoots what I pulled up with, then leaves when I’m done going through the ammo I brought.

Products currently haunting my dreams:
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There’s a lot to take in regarding sponsorship right off the jump: NRATV… NRA NEWS presented by Ruger… NOIR sponsored by Mossberg…. about a Silencerco handgun.

0:12 – HIGH CREDENTIALED RANGE SAFETY OFFICERS are supervising.  I think I’m going to need to see these credentials :P

0:34 – My dude NOIR looking SWOLE.  I need to get on that Dom Raso workout program.

ahhah the vector graphics are on point when he cracking jokes about the look of the Maxim 9.

3:12 – There’s one for his Tinder profile.

4:29 – How long before someone draw a pee hole into that front-most recessed square and posts a picture up on instagram?

Good stuff.  I’m looking forward to the next season of NOIR.



Episode #3:

Roast-Hand-Colion-NoirGood stuff.  Keeping the momentum going this season, I like it.

My attention span is notoriously short nowadays, but the flow of this third season manages to keep it more often than not.



NOIR live:

Cool, he’s wearing the Pictogram Fire Selector Switch t-shirt in the video!  I discontinued that one in grey, but still have some in Black.

Whenever someone is doing it live, I always think of this Bill O’Reilly clip.  hahah

Here’s a segment from the first LIVE segment where he talks about VICE’s Mark Hay’s anti-gun deception:

MrColionNoir-Defend-Freedom-Tshirt-ENDOYou can read the article he’s referencing on VICE.

I like the idea. Definitely a good way to get more personal with all his fans. It also doesn’t hurt that this is all making the NRA look good in process, and less like the old fat racist violent white guy boogeyman association which a lot of people still think it is. I hope somehow at least a portion of all the videos they put out with NOIR and others, make it out of the “preaching to the choir” realm and into the living rooms of people who are on the fence about the 2nd Amendment or flat out against the fact it exists.



Colion Noir back with his 5th season of firearms and fanciness.  Here’s episode #1:

Man, the production value is impressive.  Music, camera work, editing, everything on point.

Costa looking more silver these days.  Looks like he stays in good shape still which is good to see.  Mr. Steal ‘Yo Grandma.

The part about concealed carry starting at 14 min is honest and real.

20:00 – Anti-gun round table.  Having this type of discussion on the show is interesting, and went exactly how I expected it to go.

Episode #2 on training:

Interesting point he brings up about people not thinking martial arts training is nuts, but firearms training somehow is (to a lot of people).

Dom and JJ are certified badasses. Michelle Viscusi was cool in this, and seems like she works real hard at shooting. She came a long way from being Tactical Snookie.

10:00 – Wooo ENDO Apparel sightings from this point forward!

11:00 – LOL sniffing the ammo box like a creep. Amazing.

11:25 – I really hope that’s his crib and fancy cat. Both look awesome.

15:00 – Ok I’m hungry so I had to pause it. I can guarantee this is going to turn into me watching Westworld Episode #2 and a bunch of other shows tonight, so I probably won’t finish watching this episode until tomorrow after this blog post already goes up.

MrColionNoir-ENDO-New-York-ReloadThoughts? I’m liking the direction this season is taking so far. What about you?


Colion Noir speaks on it:

Roast-Hand-Colion-NoirColion Noir is wearing the ENDO AR-15 Builders club t-shirt in the video.  I think that’s the 3rd of 4th t-shirt I designed (shortly after I built my ARs), and it’s still one of my favorites.

I’ve watched a lot of NRA videos lately that haven’t been gun related.  I’m not sure why they are doing that, but at least this video was related to guns.

I’m looking forward to see what NOIR Season 5 is about.  If you haven’t seen NOIR seasons 1-4 you should check them out on Colion Noir’s youtube channel or the NRA NOIR website.

Better believe I’m keeping this “Noir roast hand” screencap around to use in future random posts haha. 100.