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Noveske Pivoting To A Skateboard And Merch Company?

The fellas are complaining in the comments:

I clicked through like forty guns and receivers on their site, and sure enough all of them are sold out.  Good problem to have, if they are actually selling out of everything they make.  You never know though.. so many supply chain issues at the moment maybe they can’t even get raw materials etc..?

I know at least one of you guys is going to make fun of me for being safety-boi again, but I can’t believe basically no one wears a helmet skateboarding.  At the very most, a hat / hood will just keep the skin surface pretty in case of a bad accident.

0:21 – I know generally skateboarders are far too cool to care… but if it were my job designing the deck, I would have either made CHAINSAW fill the entire board, or fit nicely between the trucks.  The way it is now, the board reads HAINSAV.  That’s actually kind of mysterious though.. maybe they’re on to something.  Sounds like a Finnish death metal band.

Thoughts?

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Posted by: ENDO-Mike April 26, 2022
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Noveske Doing Goon Shit Again

“It’s provocative”:

The video is cool.  It’s hard to see what’s going on, you can’t really see the rifles, and it doesn’t seem to have any rhyme or reason.. but the whole vibe and the music is cool.  I had to go to the site to see what this “Chainsaw” actually is.  It appears that it’s “cosmetically imperfect parts”.  They decided to change the name from Chainsaw to B-line for some reason.  Initially I figured it must have been some sort of trademark issue, but I see they have a trademark on Chainsaw (Serial # 88257434) under component parts for guns.  *shrug* who knows.

Thoughts?

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Posted by: ENDO-Mike April 11, 2022
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Noveske Makes A Weird Video With Aliens To Jump On The Bandwagon

Everyone wants on that “Area 51 raid” bandwagon:

Anything to clean stupidity out of the gene pool out a bit is a good thing in my opinion.  So far I’ve seen a few dozen decent memes on the topic.  It’s one of those things where someone just goes into there “templates” folder, and fills the blanks in with “area 51″ and aliens” and boom there are some new jokes. Some people went above and beyond and knocked out of the park though.

The 9mm “Space invader pistol” Noveske is pushing in the video starts at $2550 without a suppressor.  It’s really nice looking, but it continues to blow my mind how many new guns are seemingly being manufactured and sold every day.  We know people aren’t wearing the old ones out and disposing of them… I’m just surprised the current guns don’t just get passed around on the aftermarket more.  I could see being all hyped up to buy something new, if some new technology emerged.  I would be one of the first people in line… but as far as just endless slightly different AR15s and subguns go, I’m beyond bored.

Thoughts?

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Posted by: ENDO-Mike July 16, 2019
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Noveske Slow Jams To Introduce A New Gun

haha this is something new:

Good stuff.  I’m sure you can find the Noveske9 on the Noveske website if you’re interested.

Some genius commented “Kinda cringy” … like that wasn’t ENTIRELY the point of the video.

Thoughts?

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Posted by: ENDO-Mike June 11, 2019
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Noveske Release A Poppin Music Video For Their New Line Of Rifles

The ladies and the fellas at Noveske did it again:

Good stuff… It’s for their new GEN4 Rifles.  They are priced in the higher end, starting at $2150 for the little PDW.  Man do they look sweet though.  The fact it’s Noveske definitely gets you some more right swipes on Tinder, and extra “HeLL Ya BoRthEr!” ‘s compared to other more mainstream brands.

Noveske definitely knows how to have a good time.  I documented it in some past posts if you care to peruse.

Thoughts?

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Posted by: ENDO-Mike January 11, 2019
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Edward Pistol Hands

Noveske went full-ween:

I missed posting this for actual Halloween… oh wait I see so did Noveske haha (Nov 1st post date on YouTube).

Do people still comment stupid things like “GoT a Purrmit For THoSe SbRs SOn?” when you show up to your shooting spot braced out?  I remember that comment was all the rage when the braces first came out, Like “Chill old man, I got this under control damn”.

Good stuff.  Thoughts?

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Posted by: ENDO-Mike November 2, 2018
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