FUNKER TACTICAL cut another SLAPPER for only the most intelligent shooters.  If you’re a rube, or you don’t have a minimum of a masters degree then don’t even click on the video below.  Honestly I wish I could set up some sort of a verification process, where a notarized copy of your degree could be uploaded for me to verify, before I gave you access to this video.  hahha just trollling you guys, check the vid:

So wild… the narration… the footage.  The marketing machine is running full speed at Funker, I love it.  Maybe I’m the only one entertained by this stuff, I don’t know.  I’ve blogged about Todd Fossey before, and his “data mining“.

8:14 – This is the type of stuff I do at home to make my girlfriend laugh.  But then I typically OVER do it and, she’s like “OK MIKE ahhaha THAT’S ENOUGH, I GET IT”.  I should probably start a training school.

Here’s the “trailer” for his school (Integrated Defense Strategies)… there’s talk about flock watching which piqued my interested naturally because I LIVE and breathe for that kind of talk.  And as he says “it’s not something I can explain to you, it’s something I have to show you”

If any of you want to do a cRedEnSHuLs check of Todd Fossey he has his and his team’s listed here on the website.  I’m not going to try and act like I know what goes into becoming an NRA certified firearms instructor, because I don’t… NRA Range Safety officer… again I have no idea but I bet it involves (at a minimum) telling people to keep their “booger finger off the bang switch”, I’ve never even heard of “NRA Certified Personal Protection Inside the Home Instructor”, it’s a long-ass title that sounded fake to me… but I just googled it and it checks out.

Thoughts? I sould pay Funker to make one of these videos for me someday (if he would stoop to that level). It would have to really stroke the hell out of my ego for the $10k he probably charges though… like I’m talking the narration would need to be so over the top, but completely straight faced that viewers would be like “Wait… I can’t tell if this is serious or not… is it? Ugh man I don’t know but whatever ENDO is selling here, give me 5 of them.”.


Secrecy, Self-Dealing, And Greed At The NRA is definitely worth the read if you have more than a few minutes.  Sure, there’s a lot in the article that comes from unnamed “sources”, citing numbers and a lot of other things that are only currently privy to those directly involved.  That’s not to say I don’t believe it though… I just wouldn’t take it as fact until it’s confirmed one way or another.  Seriously though fellas, is it really the shocker of the century that a tax-exempt non profit organization focused on something as polarizing as fighting for the 2nd Amendment could allegedly be milked dry and driven into the ground by some unscrupulous individuals?



haha sure why not:


Gat tip: Jose_vx


Estimated Female Gun Owners:
CANADA – 275,000

Not really a surprising difference.  Even taking into account that the population in Canada (36 Million people) is 9 times smaller than the USA (326 Million people).

3:48 – Really handling that slide home.

4:02 – Oh damn they really out here Mozambique’ing attackers.  A lot of full size guns in the mix.

14:27 – Aw damn I can’t see what the Spongebob mocking meme sign says.  That meme is one of my favorites.

14:20 – A sheepdog silently… vigilantly keeps watch over the sheep.


This is a treat:

1:06 – hahah Phoebe Phaigh (Interior Designer) trolls them hard with her statements.  1) There needs to be “mental checks” 2) Why are there machine guns available to civilians? *room erupts in disagreement*

2:25 – Ok ok Interior Designer Phoebe is a professional troll.  10/10 great effort.

4:01 – Almost everyone by show of hands in the room, votes for “Enhanced background checks”.  What a feel-good fake hurdle which will do absolutely nothing.

4:23 – I’m digging this guy’s fit.

5:45 – Newsboy hat, D&G Bono glasses, and the triblend vneck.  Hide your girl.  Dude is passionate about the breakdown of the family dynamic thing though, and I can’t say I disagree.  Don’t raise little pieces of garbage, and you won’t have piece of garbage adults that do terrible things.

6:34 – Ugh this slick guy with the “You have to look at magazine capacity.  You really don’t need 30 rounds… you just don’t.”  Surprising that NO ONE in the room lost their shit when he said that.  I would have been like HOLD ME BACK PHOEBE HOLD ME BACK… OOOOOO THIS MOTHER F@#$@#… OOOOOOOO HOLD ME BACK. 😂

I don’t know what the answer is at all either, but I sure don’t think it’s “make some more laws”.  Near the end, one of the guys asks Phoebe “if they ban all guns, would you feel safer for your nephew and niece in school?” naturally she says yes.

Like I said, a real treat.  Thoughts?


ahhaha this is incredible:

Let me pull two quotes for you.  Read them, and let it marinate for a second:

“We are witnesses to the most ruthless attack on a president, and the people who voted for him, and the free system that allowed it to happen, in American history.”

“their hateful defiance of his (Trump’s) legitimacy is an insult to each of us.”

I don’t remember NRA outrage like this, when many pro-gun conservatives were bashing Obama.  Oh and even better… remember how Ted Nugent was (is?) an NRA board member made several very public comments about Obama?  Questioning the legitimacy of Obama’s birth certificate, calling Obama a “subhuman mongrel”, Calling Obama a piece of shit and telling him “suck on my machine gun”.  Yea, real nice *smh*.

This isn’t quite at “U HAVENTMET AMURICA” meme-worthy levels, but Dana is getting close.