I feel like that when I get dressed in the morning.
Thoughts?
operators
Products currently haunting my dreams:
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The joke is on you guys that doubted Mike Saloom had an actual bodyguard license:
This is in reference to the DERP shenanigans that we discussed in the original Tactical Bodyguard Services post a couple of days ago.
I’m marking Nov 2 on my e-calendar as a sad day in internet history, when we lost their company facebook page and all the LOLs that went with it.
Hat tip: Josh for the license
For all jobs (big and small) if you’re located near Mongomery Alabama…
We specialize in security for clubs, bars, convenient stores, and private parties. We are also available if you need extra protection for shows, trips, dinners, or transportation. No job is too big or too small for us to handle.
(Squad pictured on left) Honestly if this is real, I should just hang up my wireless keyboard right now because my internet quest is complete.
There are a whole load of pictures on their facebook page with hilarious comments… you need to check them out. I’ve never seen such a high concentration of mall ninja operator DERP in one place, it’s epic. Note the Walther G22 with the gas station holo sight is one of the main battle rifles.
Their website tacticalbodyguardservices.com is more of a placeholder page, but *shrug* looks legit.
What do you guys think? Got a job lined up for these operators?
UPDATE: WOW… I just called the number on the website 334-694-3088 and actually got company voicemail. So epic.
Hat tip: Ryan W.