Portland is the city where young people go to retire, and apparently break into houses to shower:

A man who broke into a house in Portland, Oregon, called police — afraid the homeowner may have a gun.

The suspect, Timothy James Chapek, was in the bathroom taking a shower when the homeowner returned to the house Monday night, Portland police said in a statement.

Full story – HERE

LOL only in Portland. Since I spent some time there last summer, I have been anxiously awating each new episode of Portlandia.

The dream of the 90’s is alive in Portland.

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Glide, OR – Wyckoff said he fired a round into the bear’s forehead, but the animal kept coming and climbed on top of him. From beneath, Wyckoff said, he got off three more rounds.

Then he tucked the gun beneath the bear’s chin. But it quit. Wyckoff, left-handed, said he had accidentally released the ammunition clip.

Full Story – HERE

ugh clip… Operator fail! Glad he made it.. that could have been a lot worse if his buddies weren’t there.

The best part of the article is “His .45 is covered with teeth marks but still works.” .. I bet he’ll hold on to that gun forever.