parachute

Whoa this is cool and unexpected haha:

0:50 – ahhaah mans coming in hot with the Maxim 9, great muzzle discipline and all.

0:53 – The safety nazi in me was like “AHHHHH” when he swept his hand.  Oh well it wasn’t loaded yet. I’ll let it slide this time.

LOL what kind of a permit do you need for something like this?  Or is it one of those “FREE MEN DON’T ASK FOR PERMISSION” type things (plus being in what looks like the desert)?

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He’s too highspeed and has too little drag.  Homie realized he needed to slow his roll:

0:00 – Oh lawwwwd ya running with a parachute.  I like this video already.

0:32 – How degrading would it be, to have “Instructor Zero’s derp parachute holder” on your resume? *smh*

The filming style of this whole video has a “internet stalker-in-the-bushes” type feel to it.  Kinda gave me the creeps.  I bet the music was loud just so we couldn’t hear heavy breathing.

1:05 – AHAHHAHA the man is wearing the gasmask on this run.  Gold Jerry… gold.  Looks like the marketing engineer back at IZHQ is purring along nicely… I can’t wait for it to redline again like in the past.  The crests and troughs with this guys internet trolling career are legendary.

Instructor-Zero-Cock-EverywhereThose tactical tights he’s wearing are very risqué.  1/10 would not operate within 100 yards of, since I’m not trying to see the outline of Zero’s junk.

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haha those guys are gonna be pissed! Hopefully they are all OK.

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Glad to hear he is alright.  His buddies will give him a rough time about that for the rest of his life. hehe

EDIT: The skydiver is not a Ranger, he’s a Golden Knight (Thanks for the correction Molon Labe)

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