A proof of concept using clips from the Magpul dynamics outtakes:

Chris-Costa-BiblicalSadly, this will never happen.  Welllllll… he did make a zombie movie series so maybe this isn’t too much of a stretch.

For those of you who didn’t get the reference it’s a Magnum P.I. parody.



Instructor Zero is revving up to go full retard:

Instructor-Zero-Subs-2I’m starting to believe what people were saying in the beginning, that Instructor Zero is simply a genius troll.  Look at the direction his channel has been taking latelyit’s ridiculous.  The video trailer about is just another going down that road.  I can’t wait to LOL at the full thing.

The people are crying for the most tactical person on the planet doing the most ridiculous shit, and that’s exactly what they are going to get.  In HD and without subtitles (or you could turn them on and laugh your ass off).



Some different scenes compared to the original tactical informercial I posted about:

0:20 – LOL 21 foot rule!  Blackhawk SERPA I see you. ;)

0:58 – Buttering up a holster… good call bRah.  I like to break mine in with an olive oil / beluga whale oil concoction, but to each their own.

CarniK-Con-YouTube1:24 – Oh those diabolical street magicians.  Such a “dad” wallet he hands over.  I wonder if I’ll ever be a dad, and if my wallet will ever be that big? *sigh* I should probably stick to attempting to be funny rather than pondering deep thoughts about life on here.


Hat tip: Van


Har Har Har Hornady.  haha actually this is pretty good:

That brass pizza looked delicious, I might try that.


I always appreciate when a company has a sense of humor and can poke fun at itself.  Too many firearm related companies take themselves way too seriously.

I wonder if they would want to collab on a special edition DERP MAX or TROLL MAX ammo?  Probably worth sending an email.





Jim-Carrey-Cold-Dead-HandBoth great responses.  Both take the Jim Carrey a bit more serious than I do (see the song here if you haven’t), but that’s alright.  Both are also wearing ENDO shirts which by now you should also have in steady rotation if you love America and guns.



I can laugh at poking fun at gun related stereotypes:

I’m not familiar with HeeHaw because I’m not 293 years old, but I think it’s pretty funny the whole gun community is up in arms over this video.

What? We can’t laugh at stereotypes now?  It’s called comedy / satire, look it up.

If you ask me, the fact that someone who is still considered by many to be a famous actor / comedian decided to make fun of what he did in the video helps us more than it hurts us because it is making light of the topics at hand.  I think a lot of people make the mistake of thinking anti-gun people are “stupid” (Oh? A stereotype? Imagine that.), when in fact they are often just misinformed or scared of firearms. 

Understandably people aren’t going to like the Charleton Heston comments and actions (playing him) Carrey made in the video.  I can’t say I enjoyed them either, but they were easy/obvious shots to put in there for shock value so I’m not surprised he took that route because that’s what guys like him do.

Don’t worry, I haven’t forgotten that Jim Carrey is a huge scumbag when it comes to shitting on the 2nd Amendment.  Remember his Newtown CT “assault rifles” comment? Additionally, in a recent March 24th tweet, Jim Carrey said “‘Cold Dead Hand’ is abt u heartless motherf%ckers unwilling 2 bend 4 the safety of our kids.Sorry if you’re offended by the word safety! ;^}”   Yeah I don’t really get what that’s supposed to mean either, but I assume it’s to do with assault rifles again, and how they are mass-child-killing machines. We need to ban them for “safety” I’m assuming. How many kids did your AR-15’s kill yesterday?

Jim-Carrey-Cold-Dead-HandI think the best way we can deal with losers like Jim Carrey are to be like “hahah good one *eye roll* now go away”.  He can come out with a song like this every week and it won’t effect my life.  It is nice we have talented musical guys on our side like FXhummel1.

Thoughts?  U mad?  Should guys like Jim Carrey be pressured to get rid of their armed security? Not be allowed to make money playing guys with guns in movies?