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You probably didn’t know about this because all the people in your family were assistant pimps:

And if anyone at the range makes fun of you for having baby powder and party balloons, just get your assistant to powder up your hand and do what comes naturally.

how-high-mike-epps-pimpI’ve never tried this but it seems like it would work well.  Babies smell so good too… my range bag could use that.

Thoughts?

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Making guns for the mass market is so lame.  Regular people are boring and buy boring stuff.  SIG doesn’t have time for that shit, hence:

Sig-Sauer-BarracudaSig-Sauer-Zeus

Sig-Sauer-King-Tut

Sig-Sauer-Alexander-The-Great

In order of the pics, you’re looking at: The Barracuda, The Zeus, The King Tut, and The Alexander The Great.

As a pimp or cartel member whats your first choice?  In theory I like the barracuda, but I feel that without those 4 sharp teeth people would just think you had a Northern pike on your gun.  That mistake would hardly would strike fear into the hearts of the hundreds of people you need to execute as a cartel member, or the people you have to pistol whip being a pimp.  I suppose my choice would be the King Tut, partially because I also like the badass sarcophagus it comes with.

Hat tip: TFB

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When keepin’ it real goes wrong:

Pimp strut not included.

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I’m sure Magnum Research sells a lot of Desert Eagles in general, and probably even a lot of this model (TG-TS Titanium Gold Tiger Stripes):

The Desert Eagle just doesn’t do it for me.  It’s bulky, incredibly heavy, and very expensive.  Yea you can get it in the big boy .50AE caliber, but I don’t really see the purpose of that either.  You are supposed to be using your handgun as a first method of defense, or as they say to “get to your rifle”.  I know it’s a good gun, but I just think that there are better options for most applications.

I saw this the other day on the internet and I thought, what a perfect companion for owners of a tiger striped desert eagle:

Yea it’s just a photoshop… but really, “if you build it they will come” I think definitely holds true again in this case.

You can check out the Desert Eagles over at Magnum Research – HERE

Being a Minnesota company as well, I definitely support Magnum Research and would like a few of their other guns.  That new .380 Micro Desert eagle is intriguing, and they have some nice looking rifles based off the Remington 700 platform which I am definitely interested in.

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