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It’s not lit… IT’S ON AND POPPIN MONICAS.  Trolling ensues:

Mattv2099-Run-Guns-ENDO-Apparel*smh* Mattv2099 is my spirit animal (I should put that on a patch haha).

2:45 – LOL niiiiiiice.  I love the smell of fresh popped .22LR.

4:07 – hahah popcorn + .22LR.  I can’t wait to see this combo.  “I hope a lot of you think it’s dangerous, because that’s how I get a lot of views on YouTube.”  <— I love the honesty in that statement.  Matt always keeps it 100.

5:51 – “We’re going to lock and load our ASSAULT POPAZINE popper and see what happens.”  hahahah that slayed me.

Matt needs to acquire a Popinator and fire .22LR out of it directly into the chamber of his firearms and shoot it.

If you haven’t already lost faith in human intelligence in whatever amount of time you’ve been on this earth so far, head over to a post I did in Feburary 2012 about a sale on .22LR ammo and read the comments.  People apparently have no idea how a blog works, or how links work, or how a sale works etc.  It’s actually quite concerning, frightening, and hilarious at the same time LOL.

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Mattv2099 gets his RHMB on something proper:

Mattv2099-ENDO-Builders-ClubInteresting the popcorn didn’t pop!  Too hot for it I guess *shrug*.  MMMMMM I love the smell of burnt marshmallows.

Matt has such a soothing voice.  He’s like the James Earl Jones of the YouTube trollfessionals.

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A semi-automatic popcorn delivery device:

By popcorn company Popcorn Indiana.

The Popinator instantly delivers popcorn into a person’s mouth just by saying the word “pop”.  The Popinator is able to pinpoint where in the room the spoken word originated from as demonstrated in the video, and shoot a piece of popcorn at it up to 15 feet away.

I wonder if it could shoot homemade buttered popcorn too?  Or does it have to be dry bagged popcorn?

So awesome.  My only complaint is that this appears to be vaporware.  I don’t know what the deal with companies is… did Popcorn Indiana not think this would be a hit with the public?  Have they not worked the bugs out of the design?  These are questions that should be answered before going public with it and then not having any units for sale once the promo video goes viral and everyone in the world wants one.  I won’t give a shit about this product by next week because I will have already forgot it exists, but you can bet I would have bought one right now if it were available for a decent price.

Thoughts?  Assuming this ever becomes publicly available, are you putting it on your Christmas list?

Hat tip: Clint

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