A.K.A. “Machine gun bacon” *eye roll*.  This is weak AF:

I’ll admit the first time I heard about Ted Cruz was when the Associated Press came under fire for snapping photos of him with the gun pictures pointing at his head.

Is Ted Cruz an actual gun guy?  Who knows.  My jaded view of the world is that he’s just another scumbag politician trying to get the 2nd Amendment enthusiast’s support.  My speculation is now further supported in the fact he called that semi-auto AR-15 a “Machine gun”.  Does this guy not have any connections that he could have got an actual auto to do this properly? How does he expect to be president when he can’t even procure an actual machine gun to make a half decent video?  *smh*

MARPAT-Digital-BaconThe comments on YouTube are priceless as expected if you go ahead and click through haha.

To see someone actually do Machine gun bacon properly, click the link to check out this post I did in 2010 where someone wrapped some around a MG3 barrel and let loose.


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Will Richard get a secret service visit because of this? Maybe the Obama impersonator will?

Richard-Ryan-ENDO-CaliforniaAw they missed a perfect opportunity to shoot a teleprompter machine to bits. Damn that guy’s Obama voice is pretty much dead on though.  I’d troll people on the phone non stop if I could sound like that.  I assumed Alphacat (the guy in the above video playing Obama) was the guy behind the Obama plays Call of Duty hilarious video, but I was wrong.


FPS Russia suits up and shows us some guns:

I’ll have to say I enjoy FPS Russia’s vids a lot more now than I used to.  I’m not a fan of the DIY terrible looking red tiger stripe pattern he decided to bless his AR upper with.

FPS-RussiaDamn that all looks like fun. I still think he’s going to be a piece of something through his jugular someday, I hope not but one can only be lucky for so long.



MrColionNoir responds to Joe Biden’s shotgun defense advice:

“Joe Biden is what you get when you mix arrogance and senility” hahah I like that line too.

Like people have been saying… it’s frightening to know that Joe Biden would be president in the event something happened to Obama.

ENDO New York Reload T-ShirtMrColionNoir is wearing the New York Reload t-shirt from ENDO.




Source – Flickr

President Barack Obama shoots clay targets on the range at Camp David, Md., Saturday, Aug. 4, 2012. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)

This official White House photograph is being made available only for publication by news organizations and/or for personal use printing by the subject(s) of the photograph. The photograph may not be manipulated in any way and may not be used in commercial or political materials, advertisements, emails, products, promotions that in any way suggests approval or endorsement of the President, the First Family, or the White House.

hahaha “the photograph my not be manipulated in any way”… so naturally it got the shit manipulated out of it.

There are currently 143 photoshops in the gallery over at Know Your Meme, make sure to take a look.

It really wouldn’t surprise me if Obama skeet shoots “all the time” as he said.  He’ll never be disarmed or without armed security like the rest of us peons, so as an elitist why wouldn’t he dabble in the hobby if he enjoys it?  If you remember in the past he also admitted to shooting with the Secret Service, which I thought was quite interesting.

I forgot he is left handed.  Interesting that he wears his watch on his left hand as well… I always assumed it would be annoying to wear a watch on the same hand as you write with.

Thoughts?  Anyone calling bullshit on the fact this photo was allegedly taken August 4th?  I tried to do some CSI “ENHANCE…. ENHANCE” type stuff on the full resolution picture to see if I could catch a date on his watch, but no luck.. just pixels.

Hat tip: Dave, Carl


MrColionNoir tells a harrowing tale:

Jason sure got screwed by that 7 round state law.  Oh huge and surprise the bad guys had a 13 round magazine!

The story was a good intro to his point, which we have heard a millions times before, but needs to be stressed:


MrColionNoir is wearing the ENDO Assault Weapons Ban t-shirt.