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haha nice idea:

Since the Trump/Russia election thing / the Cambridge Analytica debacle on Facebook the rules for advertising anything they consider “pOLitiCaL iN NatUrE” became a lot more strict.

Murf’s Guns is located in Duncan, OK if you want to stop by and see what’s being pixelated out.

Thoughts? 

Gat tip: Nik

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*me throwing money at screen while diddy boppin*:

radian-weapons-ar15You guys know the drill… if the video has machining it in and good music I’m sold.  Oh wow Radian Weapons even has a good looking website and logo… this basically never happens in all my years of reporting on this stuff.  Holy and to make things even more astonishing you can actually purchase stuff on their website (again… VERY rare, I’m not joking.).

1:14 – Casual rifle promo shots out in public somewhere near a hipster’s fixie.  Salem Oregon is so chill.

I’ll be the first one to yell “NEVA BIN DONE BEFO'” when I see a new company making AR-15s… however I’ll also be the first one to raise an eyebrow when they make nice looking ones (like these).

Thoughts?  You going to be bumping some of that Radian Weapons rap in the whip?  Streaming the vid on all 3 of your in vehicle’s TVs?

Gat tip: Warren

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Holy, wow this is excruciating to watch.  I know I normally exaggerate, but this will cause you real physical pain when you view it trust me:

Graduate from hand gesture academy top of his class.  The shame is I really like this guy’s message if I was reading it on paper, but watching the video makes me want to actually put my head through the monitor just to make him stop talking.  For real though, if I wasn’t “blogging” about this video I would have already shut if off.  I had no idea people like this actually exist in real life.

Oh and here’s a rough draft of a scene… you know, just to WOW you with the production value, acting, and overall quality:

I don’t think I’ve ever been more embarrassed in my entire life for someone else.  Normally I don’t really care what other people do, but I genuinely feel terrible that this even exists.

gun-self-defense-for-womenYou can check out the Indiegogo (naturally *eyeroll* *groan*) campaign here.  As you can see it’s not doing so hot (huge shocker I know).

Thoughts?  Seriously though, did I just get trolled?  I’d actually be relieved if I did, because that would mean this guy is just being this “Derek Savage” character in an attempt to go viral and this is all fake and terrible on purpose. Something tells me this is all genuine though, after looking at Derek Savage’s website and browsing the links at the bottom.

Gat tip: Adam

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Oh Glock… Ok here we go, I’m going to break down the video:

0:02 – Guy in a white utility van in a black winter hat stroking his goatee and creepin on a girl going into her house.  This is already bad news because as far as I’m only rapists and plumbers own vans like that, and there was no background info about her toilet having any issues.

0:09 – Girl is now inside.  We find out she’s cute and has red hair (bonus), and slipped into some booty shorts (bonus #2) and a purple little low cut number with lace trim (bonus #3)

0:11 – You’ve got to be shitting me… that looks like the R. Lee Ermey Glock “wrong diner” commercial intro

0:17 – Creeper still stroking that beard and looking creepy

0:19 – OH LAWD… it is the “wrong diner” commercial… this is starting to get lame as shit.  A promo within a promo?  Lets see where Glock is going to take this

0:23 – *knock* *knock*  Who the hell knocks like that?  I would have palmed the steel/polymer right then.  She decides to get up and see who it is… sees that creepy rape van outside, gasps, but then is like “meh fuck it” and sits back down.

0:36 – Oh wait.. some acting just kicked in and now she’s acting hot and bothered.. or maybe scared, I can’t tell.

0:41 – More knocks… the knock timing wasn’t quite as creepy, but she’s naturally alarmed.  She gets up anyway… look out the peep hole to see the creepy rape van but no one there.

0:51 – OH LAWD… chain wallet, beard, and now we find out he has a pony tail… some shit is going to go down. Shit always goes down when there is a chain wallet – beard – pony tail trifecta.

0:57 – She’s now scared.  She heads to her bedroom… Goes under the bed and gets her gen4 compact (G19) from some lame lockbox with a not much of a code.

1:13 – Back on the couch but the Glock beside her.  This is how the night should have started in my opinion, and with me there kicking that gun blog flava to her ears, but whatever… continuing on.  More knocks… they are now quick and hard! She’s not impressed.

1:19 – She gets up to go to the door and sees the handle being jiggled.. backs up… steadies her gun at the door.

1:28 – Door BURSTS open… creeper is now INSIDE!

1:35 – He sees her with the gun and faints.

1:45 – He wakes up and is on a stretcher with handcuffs, and R lee Ermey (a paramedic in this case) drops the tagline.  Did the guy hurt his head or something?  Who really gives a shit if he did, I say.  I suppose he’s there as a paramedic since they are “first responders”.

Glock-LogoI’m really disappointed to see “Perfection” hasn’t yet transcended from firearms into promotional videos.  If Glock wasn’t scared of a little controversy, I’d like to be hired to make them the most badass promo video, the world has ever seen.

Thoughts?  If you have a van like that but aren’t a rapist or a plumber I’d like to hear about it in the comments as well.

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Ohio based Dunkin’s Diamonds tries to make guys an offer they can’t refuse:

Nice try Dunkin’s… but I think that rifle (or gun) costs a lot more than free.  I wonder how many people pick hi-points as their free gun of choice?  Who am I kidding… the Deagle is the natural choice.

I’m a bit perplexed by the “rifle or gun” line in the ad, when they just could have put “gun”.

Any of you guys ever fall for this type of scheme? :P

Hat tip: Jeremy

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I don’t know what to think of that commercial. It’s really well done, but the fact the soldier is missing his legs, and then presumably dies after turning the TV on seems to be in poor taste.

Am I crazy for thinking that, what do you guys think?

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