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Demolition Ranch is one of my favorite redneck scientists:

Maybe it’s because I’m not from a state with lots of “ranches”, or maybe it’s because I like to eat… but every time I hear “Demolition Ranch” I picture a deliciously dangerous flavor of ranch dressing.  Keep that in mind for some cross promotion guys! ;)  Me at Buffalo Wild Wings to waitress: I ORDERED DEMOLITION RANCH… thought you could fool me with this basic bitch regular ranch dressing did you?! *spits mouthful into napkin* Get me the MANAGER!

Ranch-Dressing2:53 – ATF swoops in with helicopters and arrests him!  Joking…

I like how this guy managed to convince two girls to come into the forest with him to blow up a shotgun.  Either he’s really smooth, or those are some quality females… probably both actually.

Thoughts?

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