redneck science

Demolition Ranch is one of my favorite redneck scientists:

Maybe it’s because I’m not from a state with lots of “ranches”, or maybe it’s because I like to eat… but every time I hear “Demolition Ranch” I picture a deliciously dangerous flavor of ranch dressing.  Keep that in mind for some cross promotion guys! ;)  Me at Buffalo Wild Wings to waitress: I ORDERED DEMOLITION RANCH… thought you could fool me with this basic bitch regular ranch dressing did you?! *spits mouthful into napkin* Get me the MANAGER!

Ranch-Dressing2:53 – ATF swoops in with helicopters and arrests him!  Joking…

I like how this guy managed to convince two girls to come into the forest with him to blow up a shotgun.  Either he’s really smooth, or those are some quality females… probably both actually.

Thoughts?

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Because getting shot in the bare face would suck:

Redneck Science (my favorite) – Testing the mask:

Check out the full process over at The Poct Apoc blog.

Actually the force behind most of the rounds would likely severely injure or kill you anyway.  That said, if I was on a deadly (presumably Japanese) gameshow or something and someone had to shoot me in the face, i’d take my chances with the mask.

I love how the base of the ballistic mask is an ebay purchased vintage street hockey Jason style mask. haha

I’ve never heard what the author said about Aluminum doing a good job of slowing bullets down.  It’s an awfully soft metal… could be true though, what do I know?

LOL the end of the article where he goes to the grocery store at the end to weigh the mask and buy a watermelon.  Priceless…

Hat tip: Matt S.

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Some guys were bored and wanted to test a few things out:

Empty .22LR shells, airsoft bbs, bb gun bbs, duct tape, coat hanger flechettes, flat washers, M&Ms LOL… you name it they wasted their valuable time trying it out.

Redneck science like this is always good for a few laughs.  I’ve heard of people shooting intruders with rock salt loads… but what a hilarious twist it would be to shoot an intruder with a 12GA M&M load.  I be doctors see the weirdest stuff…

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