Ryan Hoover

SHOTS FIRED in this whole damn video:

The Funker Tactical marketing machine is back in full TMZ camera mode, throwing gas on the marketing fire with this one.  Such a gritty “cool teen” location too, in the graffiti’d up alley behind the downtown Chipotle all hoodied up talking his shit.

0:25 – ahhah they gun store he goes to sells a t-shirt that says “I’m too fat to fight… I just shoot”.  Classic 👌🏾.  Oh shit, did I just use an emoji darker than my skin tone?  *GASP*.  I read this article a while back, and feel 1000x dumber because of it.  I digress… back to the vid.

0:33 – Yea dude we get it, you’re in amazing shape and you spend your entire life training for stuff that will probably never happen to you.  Bravo, I’m really happy for you for real.  I joke about “Piehitters” and what not, but I would never question someones ability to rise to the occasion no matter how fat or skinny or weak, or how much they train etc…  Look at the guy who stopped the recent church shooting (Stephen Willeford).  He’s hardly in peak physical shape… AND he ran out of his house barefoot to confront and shoot the gunman.  Mission accomplished.

Thoughts?  Does this make you immediately want to train with him when he talks down on other training schools… or do you want to avoid him like the tactical plague?  When is Ryan going to release his Funker Fit Tea?  Will I need to show creds and have someone sign off on the number of hours I spend training per week to drink it? Will the training need to be Funker approved?

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Funker Tactical had me ROFLing with this one:

I still question the usefulness of pulling all your punches and kicks and jabs and replacing them with *doosh* *doosh* and *pssssshhhht* sound effects in “training”.  Additionally, who is this geared towards?  Krav Maga masters?  I don’t know the stats, but I’m guessing most robberies don’t end in homicides if the criminal gets what they want and can leave ASAP.  You start pulling fancyboy moves on them though and if you mess up it seems to me you just increased your chances of turning a simple robbery into your last day on earth.  Again, please correct me if I’m totally off base with this type of thinking.  I’m not saying the mechanics of the movements don’t make some sense, but there are just a load of variables.

2:05 – BLADE at 45! BLADE at 45!

2:10 – LOL man he better live… can you imagine how embarrassing it would be to die with those shoes on?  The homies would be like “oh Hell NAW, Hoov’s (Ryan Hoover’s new street name) went out like a bitch in those lady flyknits for real cuz!”

Reminds me of this video I posted on my Instagram (LOL even hit it with Krav Maga caption… so perfect):

*dussh dushh* *dussh dushh* #KravMaga

A video posted by ENDO (@everydaynodaysoff) on

Funker-Tactical-Handgun-DisarmingThoughts?  Would attempt disarm?  Would just give the wallet (or better yet a fake wallet you carry for this scenario) up?

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