When life gives you no money for a real holster:
You have to improvise. This got me thinking… with the right type of flip flop you could have a ghetto NY Reload holster. If you can’t steal one of your wife/girlfriend’s flip flops then hit up payless and cop a pair. This will either give you a backup holster to have on hand in case the 1st one breaks… or better yet carry 4 guns and call it a Detroit Reload setup.
Church?