SBR

Like the prosecution and the legend Alfred Tennyson always says “Better to have loved and lost, then to have never loved at all”:

That truly is an ENDO certified “TWPLI SPECIAL” (The-Prosecution-Will-Love-It Special), so much cringe I can’t even. ROFL at the ATF doing a hypotenuse measurement for length of pull.  If the owner of the rifle is into tattoos, I hope he gets one of a measuring tape at an angle to commemorate the time he didn’t go to jail.  Oh and he needs a tattoo of his wife matrix-dodging a thrown cellphone.  Yea yea throwing a cellphone at a significant other isn’t funny.  I wouldn’t throw one at my girlfriend, which shouldn’t be surprising because I also don’t have a SBR as atrocious as that.  For ladies in the dating scene that read ENDO, a major red flag should be if a dude shows you his gun collection and he has anything that even remotely resembles the above.  DATE IS OVER 🚪.  RUN 🏃‍♀️💨💨💨, don’t walk.

There is a long write up about this case on this at TTAG.  Warning, anything you THINK might be a link to somewhere useful, probably isn’t (I’m sure you guys know that by now).  I remember the first time I saw viglink on a website (like TFB or TTAG) I assumed they had a terrible virus.  Nope I was wrong… just a very obtrusive very shitty monetization technique.  Try not to sign up for an American Express credit card, or fall for the trap of the girl in the white shirt trying to get you to click the “35 Embarrassing Photos You Must See”.  Sometimes I wonder if I could get ENDO up to 3.8 billion page views and 2.9 million comments per day while monetizing the shit out of it like TTAG, then cash out and retire living large like Robert Farago.  Then I get really real with the self reflection and am like “Mike… come on now, you only are capable of shitposting” 😂😭 I guess I could hire some vetted non-shitposters, but that sounds like a lot of work and the truth of the matter is I don’t want ENDO to become a serious place.

Thoughts?

Gat tip: Isaac and everyone else who sent it

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This idiot made an SBR on facebook live:

A news report and a derpy response from her:

The thumbnail I used for this post sums it up.  “I’m HeLpiNg By GeTtIng RiD of A MiLiTaRy StYLe AsSaUlT WeApOn”.

LOL it’s priceless the backpedaling in this story, where she claims the gun was “rendered inoperable” before she sawed it off.  How convenient.

Here’s her original facebook video… there are around 40,000 comments now haha.

Thoughts?  If I know one thing, it’s how much the gun related internet LOVES calling out SBRs… basically unless you post a picture of your tax stamp with your SBR you’ll probably have someone try to educate you on the fact it is indeed an SBR.  Cool story, thanks bro I had no idea.  People are still finding out about “arm braces” too, so that always makes the comments fun when someone posts a picture of a really short barrel but an arm brace stock.

KaReN MaLLaRd FoR CoNgReSs.  Hearing her talk in that video is like listening to some 5 year old practice for a school play, painful.

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Ugh this guy.  Not super recent (late February), but I missed it right when it came out:

A nice A2 model.  Painful.  His full video with 29 Million views is up on facebook if you care to pop in.  Warning: it’s 6 minutes long, and very boring.  The comments hear the top of the post are all very positive… telling him how amazing he is and how “proud” people are of him.

Thoughts? Is Scott Pappalardo the hero the people don’t deserve, but need? 😂

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All the benefits of a pistol, in an AR-15 rifle:

If you couldn’t tell… I was trolling.  I know this thing is 100% useless haha.  So awesome though these guys made it just because.

The best parts are that you can see the tip of the bullet extending out past the “barrel”, and the gas tube sticks out past the end of the barrel too hahahha.

friday-damnI want to see footage of it being shot at night.  The fireball must be incredible.

This is one of those things that even though there is no point to and it wouldn’t even be remotely accurate, I bet if they had some for sale right now people would buy them.

Thoughts?

Gat tip: James

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Real talk from therealTrippleB:

TheRealTrippleB-YouTube0:09 – ROFL “The HNIC of all things that go boom…”  *me, chokes on popcorn*

Man this guy drops so much knowledge.  Granted I didn’t look up any of it for myself… but I’m just trusting he’s not misleading because I know if he was you guys would chime in.

The whole idea of SBR / rifle / pistol classifications is just useless in the first place.  A lot of people are pretty mad they have a useless SB15 on their hands now.

Thoughts?

Gat tip: All you guys who sent the tip about the SB15 news when it happened. I was just waiting for a summary like this to come out before I made a post.

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Jordan’s been known to throw some flames:

Highjak86-Marshmallow-RoastLOLOL amazing.  Holy that “AR-15 pistol” *wink wink nudge nudge* spits hot fyaaahhh.  I could have pulled so many good screen shots for the post thumbnail, in some the flame was so big though it obscured marshmallow guy and the marshmallows themselves.

Most of the crew in ENDO Apparel!  AR-15 Builders Club, Liberator Pistol Builders Club, and Standard 30 shirts.  All excellent choices.

HighJak86 is the name of their channel, check them out and subscribe etc… Lots of good vids on a wide range of topics in their archives, and every once and a while they make one like this purely for tactical shits and operational giggles.

Thoughts?  Anyone want to try and one-up them?

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