Tag: sheepdog

  • Springfield XD-40 Review For Sheepdogs Only

    If you don’t protect the flock KEEP SCROLLING BUDDY.  Don’t hit play: haha this is pretty good, like OG mattv2099 style.  I don’t want to spoil the jokes by time stamping them and writing them out to then in turn but the standard “LOL toooooo good” beside it, so just watch the video and you’ll…

  • Sheepdog Fan Fiction – Old Man Charles And The Shotgun

    A couple people sent me this pic, so I had to do another Sheepdog Fan Fiction. “They don’t want this smoke!” Charles muttered as he strutted on the deck, vaguely motioning to the outside world while looking over at Irene, his wife of 65 years. “Isn’t that what our grandson DeShawn says?” he asked. Irene…

  • Citizen Defender – The Sheepdog Rebrand

    haha I thought this was a joke initially because of the non serious sound of the narrator’s voice, but nope: FuNkEr TaCtiCaL never disappoints. Like I mentioned in the title, the Sheepdog rebrand is genius…. call them “Citizen Defenders” and it immediately sounds more upscale and less derpy, even while using the same Sheepdog flock…

  • Sheepdog Fan Fiction – OPERATION FIN-EXFIL

    Had to do another one after hundreds of you sent me the picture: “Did you remember to pack food?” Kim yelled from the kitchen to Scott, her husband of 5 years. “Kim. Please, I got this.” he replied in what his wife would describe as a tone. If there’s one thing that got under his…

  • Odin Awaits All Flock Protectors – Sheepdog Fan Fiction

    Trevor took a short walk from his front porch and stood in the morning shadows of the douglas fir in his front yard to check the weather. He slowly grazed the calloused forefinger of his right hand back and forth across the debossed lettering on his outside the waistband Savoy Leather holster; “HAVE NO FEAR…

  • Sheepdog Fan Fiction – Costco And The Tacoma

    I wrote another one: Robert did a full 360 degree threat scan and checked all mirrors before assessing it as safe, then clicked on his left turn signal to change lanes. Salt Lake City tended to straddle the thin wolf-grey colored line between order and chaos as most large cities do… a non-permissive wolf-eat-sheep environment…