shooting target

This is how to have a conversation with the Secret Service:

Obama-Stencil-Shooting-Target

Specialized Targets makes the above re-useable spray paint stencil targets for $20.  Doing stuff like this for shock value is soooooo classy. *smh*

The best part is in the description “Patent Pending”.… LOL like what type of proprietary technology does this stencil have in it that you can PATENT it?  I’m sure the government run USPTO will be more than happy to expedite that application due to the importance of it for humankind.

I really don’t get the point of doing something like this.  Is this supposed to be edgy?  Funny?   I guess we’ll never know, because the person who registered the domain name used some type of privacy service.  THAT STUFF IS UNTRACEABLE GUIZSSEE. *eye roll*.  Oh well this guy is still less of an idiot than the Bleeding Zombie Obama Target guys… and pretty much tied with the Trayvon “Saint Skittles” Martin target guy.

To top top things off, the idiot who emailed me about them “Ben McKee” tried to make it sound like he “just found” these targets… “they certainly are interesting” he says.  Yea smooth move Ben… maybe if your email address didn’t have “specializedtargets” in it I would have fell for it.  Oh well, due to the sheer retardation of the subject matter, you got your free post about it… congrats.

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Sold on eBay and touted as “Every gun owner’s favorite big game”:

Piers-Morgan-Target

$3.50 for one 18″ x 24″ shooting target like the one pictured above.  I scoffed at the laziness that went into this little scheme though, when I recognized the hoodie getup from the controversial Trayvon Martin shooting target. *slow clap*

Screenshot for posterity, because we all know the listing is going to go *poof* soon:

Piers-Morgan-Shooting-Target-eBay-Screenshot

Ebay seller ppaselpic is nothing if not classy.  If you ask me this isn’t a good look for gun owners.  I don’t know why anyone would want to shoot Piers.  I’m sure he’s an alright guy when it comes to a lot of things.  I just wish he would keep his nose out of gun related issues, and move out of the country if he dislikes it so much here.

Tweet Piers this blog post link (@piersmorgan) and see if he mentions it in his next little anti 2nd Amendment rant on CNN.

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Hat tip: Dave

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