Snoop Dogg

Wow, Snoop Dogg huh?  What a beacon of all that is right with the world:

Over 51 million people have a retirement portfolio that’s likely invested in guns.  Is your 401k one of them?

Snoop-Dogg-Im-UnloadingHonestly I’m too lazy to google if any of those other shitheads are hypocrites too, but they might be.

So Snoop is unloading his portfolio?  Wow, that’s really bold of him to not accept any of the royalties off his music discography too considering it’s all pro-violence / pro-gun too.  Oh wait… he’ll still continue to gladly rake all that money in? Thoughts so.

I’m sure Snoop has grown up a lot since his wild earlier days, because normally everyone does… he’s still a huge hypocrite though.

If I knew these bullshit campaigns would actually do anything to the market, I’d short all those stocks right now to make money on the way down.  Then re-buy on the way up.  There’s blood all over all the money, whether it be from guns or not.  You’re just lying to yourself if you think your portfolio is squeaky clean once you dump a few gun companies.



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Now that he got him some Seagram’s gin everybody got they cups but they ain’t chipped in:

If someone said “Hey Mike, what are your top 5 favorite smells?” I can assure you that egg steam definitely isn’t one of them.  Ugh I almost gagged when he pulled it out of the glass at 1:29.

Bro is that even tempered glass?  I’m not too science’y but I would be afraid to drop something red hot into alcohol which is inside a cylinder of potential shrapnel.  But hey… I live a sheltered life.

I think my quota for rap references is done for the day, but I’ll say Matt should have at least rolled down the street while sipping on RHMB + Gin & Juice.

Mattv2099-ENDO-Trollture-TrollingIt’s kinda hard being Matt v, but somehow some way he keeps coming up with funky-ass shit like every single day.  Don’t get upset girl that’s just how it goes, Matt don’t love you hoes he’s out the door.



Snoop Dogg, Snoop Lion… same difference except the latter sounds ridiculous:

MrColionNoir-Defend-Freedom-Tshirt-ENDOI’m curious what brought this video on considering the song itself is almost 2 months old.  Oh well either way I like his take on it, it was similar to mine.

MrColionNoir is wearing the Run Guns t-shirt from ENDO Apparel if you want to pick one up.


Oh sorry my bad.. I mean Snoop “Lion” ha.  What a joke this is:

Legend to loser.  Bob Marley did it proper.. he’s just an impostor.  Now he’s switching sides to anti-gun too?  And the rich get richer… What makes it more hilarious is that Snoop committed multiple gun crimes in the past.

This is the same Snoop Dogg that got rich off glorifying guns, drugs, violence, and gang life in his raps.  Murder Was The Case is still one of my favorite songs, DoggyStyle one of my top 10 albums.

Anti-Gun-Snoop-DoggHere’s a link to Alex Jones’ Infowars site blog post where he pulls some popular Snoop Dogg lyrics and revels in the hypocrisy. I still think the whole Snoop “Lion” thing is an elaborate troll.  I guess time will tell.

The video is apparently from the VICE documentary on Snoop Dogg.  Snoop went on Piers Morgan lately and vilified guns too, and then high atop his horse proclaimed his song might help stop a shooting LOL.

Gee I wonder if Snoop still has armed security?