sonic

I hope none of these shrimp are felons:

[youtube width=”560″ height=”340″]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC6I8iPiHT8[/youtube]

I see on the wikipedia page that they are found around the world… All I can say is DAMN THAT GUN SHOW LOOPHOLE!

When these guys O.C. along the coast of California, they better not keep that claw loaded.

I hear Paul Helmke specifically requests these at Red Lobster, on the condition he can watch them being boiled alive.

I’m tapped for more jokes on this one.. what do you guys have? :P

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