Sonny Puzikas

In yesterday’s post I called for the remix of the video with some more appropriate music.  Holy did James ever deliver:

Train like you fight?  Pure gold, I had to repost. Thanks James.

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ROFL whose man is this?  Shoothouse P back at it with the “content”:

I judge a man by how many people he has negligently shot, not by their sexual orientation suggested by the type of pushups they do with another man.  LOL

4:56 – LOL he dimmed the lights. I’m sure this is “a great workout”.  Someone should edit some better (funnier) music overtop of that segment. George Michael – Careless Whisper goes well.

Thoughts?  You going to do the Sonny P approved “Blooming death” no-look-AK-engagement then some pushups like the one in the video with your battle buddy?

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This shit right here.  Wow… just…. wow:

Standing-On-Chest-While-Shooting

Sonny-Puzikas-AK-Glock-Dual-WieldPlease guys, keep throwing your money at Tactical Response and Shoothouse Puzikas training courses.  They are responsible for a good percentage of the ridiculous bullshit I blog about, so as long as they have students then I’m sure they will continue to cook up this amazing stuff like in the picture.

As you guys know my operational level hovers around TIER -18 to TIER -22 depending on how smooth my last op went.  I’m thinking standing on your battle buddy’s chest while shooting must be a TIER -23 or better maneuver, because I obviously have no idea what’s going on.  I’m thinking it must be VERY top secret top tier high speed because Yeager deleted it from his Instagram page sometime since it was posted.

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hahah:

Sonny-Puzikas-AK-Glock-Dual-Wield$600 for the course.  I’m in if Sonny is going to be doing blooming death :P  I’m NOT in if he’s going to be anywhere near a shoothouse.

The AR-15 vs AK-47 thing is interesting, I’ll say that much.

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I find it incredible yet also unsurprising he still teaches classes:

“Violence Uncensored 3” it’s called, and it’s sold out apparently even.  Shooting someone negligently apparently doesn’t matter.  At this point I’d basically only be slightly surprised if George Zimmerman also started teaching self defense classes.  Why not right?  *smh* I probably shouldn’t give him any ideas.  That would give him another 15 minutes on the news and some new twitter content he is so desperate for.

Sonny-Puzikas-AK-Glock-Dual-WieldLOL Yoooooooooo 2:46 – It warms my heart that multiple attackers will actually wait for the other attacker to get taken out just like in the movies before taking their turn.  I also love the fluid motion slow cooperative takedown method too.

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Hand to hand.  He thankfully doesn’t have a gun in this:

Skip to 1:34 if you don’t want to deal with the bush league looking video and psuedo-dubstep music intro.

Sonny-Puzikas-AK-Glock-Dual-Wield1:37 – 10/10 would dance with.  I’d like to see Shoothouse salsa dance though.  I hear that’s one of the hardest dance genres to master.

2:20 – “Relative safety as well as relative danger in a fight works both ways”… Hmmm interesting how that’s also transferrable to a dark shoothouse LOL.

All that shit shoothouse is doing, slow or “fast”.. the fast is still not as fast (4:27) as real life would be… and in real life you also wouldn’t know it was about to happen that way.

All these moves remind me of the shit me and my Asian buddies used to get in trouble for doing at school.  Slowed down cool looking moves with sound effects added in.

I wouldn’t trust this douchebag’s advice on so much as making a breakfast smoothie.  Lucky I’ll never be in that position to receive fight or smoothie advice from him, unless he shoots someone else and winds up making my smoothies at Whole Foods to pay the bills.

I would have laughed so hard if that kid out of the blue just sneak cold cocked Shoothouse so hard it knocked his hairline back another 2 inches.

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