sons of derp

Will gonna Will:

Uhhhh might want to look into that magazine seating issue.  Drum magazine seating = “neva been done befo”?

I had to google who makes that skeletonized derpazine (Alliance Armament).  Lets hope they make $425 thirty round drum mags better than they make websites, shieeeeeeeet.

Sons-Of-Guns-Stephanie-Hayden-DerpThe description says the gun is for a former pro football player turned contractor (like operator security contractor? or building contractor?  I don’t know.).  But but I thought athletes couldn’t be trusted with guns? *face palm*

Thoughts?  These previews are more than enough to keep me away from watching the full episodes.

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Testing out an anti-aircraft gun on stationary grounded fake aircraft:

NEVA BEEN DONE BEFO’!  Nothing like shooting a gun like that without eye pro… it sets a good example for the derp-youth.

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I want one with a .22LR conversion kit.  Is that too much to ask?!

I can’t even stomach more than a couple minute clip of that show before my stomach gets in a knot.

Thoughts?

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Neva been done befo’:

Ahahahhah this show…  I was hoping that the knee jerk reaction of canceling it after the Newtown CT massacre, would put this derp-fest to rest once and for all.  Guess not… new derp every Friday.

Will can’t even troll properly. Making a MAC-FAL is such entry level trolling… if he wanted next level he should have made a SCAR-Deagle, Citori-Glock, or an UZI-1911. Yea they probably didn’t have the spare parts for those, but it’s a TV show and that’s the kind of shit you should be faking for ratings.

I hate to even think what the price on those rifles will be, and worse yet that people will shit a brick to get their hands on one.  “OH WILL CAN I GET ON A BACK ORDER LIST? AND IF I PAY EXTRA CAN YOU SIGN MY ASS CHEEK WITH A SHARPIE?”  GTFO…  save your money people.

Sons-Of-Guns-Stephanie-Hayden-DerpLOL the Stephanie pic I used to the left cracks me up every time.  “DAMNNNNN GURRRRRRL you weren’t kidding about that recoil.

Thoughts?

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Aerosmith’s Joe Perry made an appearance on Sons Of Derp:

He’s a legend I know, but Joe might as well change his name to Jolene with that bad looking hair.  His wife’s would suit him more; Joe handled the auto fire much better than her though.

The point of Joe’s visit was to get an old cannon restored.  I didn’t see the episode so I have no idea what kind of shocking DERP they bestowed upon that antique, but I’m sure it was something cringe-worthy, and neva, been done befo’.

Thoughts?  How did the cannon end up looking?

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This is a follow up video to Reality TV Gun Shows Suck:

No Unsafe gun handling while he was on set hey?  Exhibit A:

That’s just a video I had at hand… i’m sure I could drag up dozens more if I wanted to waste any more of my time thinking about that show.

Don’t even give me that bullshit about how blanks are 100% safe.  Whether or not that whole shot was staged, and no one was actually in front of the muzzle when the blanks were shot off is irrelevant because they made it APPEAR as though it wasn’t staged. I have so little use for that show.

Hahha Chaos.. the “Declaration of Shenanigans” was a nice touch. Keep up the good work buddy.

Thoughts?

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Chaos and his friend Don talk about how much reality TV gun shows suck:

Don is gun-curious… which apparently is like bi-curious but with guns… and guys sometime, but no homo. (wtf? hahhaha)

They make some great points.  The video is 20min long, but definitely entertaining.

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