Mattv2099 the trollfessor hits it with the Starbucks medium roast:

I really didn’t think my palate was that sophisticated until I started drinking coffee from premium places and not Starbucks.  Now Starbucks tastes like burnt underwear to me.  I still drink it though on occasion because I get free refills with my Gold card.  Since I like value and am gluttonous that works out well. :P

4:26 – Oh snap his glove is ripped!  He could catch da AIDS!


Wow Starbucks tore that Glock a new asshole temporarily.  Interesting.  Ended up functioning just fine after he got that trigger working again though.



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MAC weighs in:

I always like this guy.

I’m pretty sure Starbucks will let it blow over as he said, as long as this whole “I HAVE RIGHTS.  I WANT TO OPEN CARRY MY M134 MINIGUN.  DON’T TREAD ON ME” thing doesn’t get more derpy.

I wonder if he threw that Kel-Tec KSG of his in the wood chipper yet?

Thoughts?  I don’t know if anyone has anything left to say… we’ve pretty much been beating this to death for a week now.


MrColionNoir calls out Starbucks president Howard ‘Fucc Boi’ Schultz:

0:12 – The pro/anti gay argument to me is the exact same as what’s going on here with guns.

0:50 – yea no doubt… it’s a pain to have to pack up all my stuff when I get my 4th or 5th venti iced coffee refill of the day and need to take a leak.  That’s how the world works though I suppose.

MrColionNoir-Defend-Freedom-Tshirt-ENDOI enjoy MrColionNoir’s references because they remind me of my own, but I still have to always wonder if they are going over the heads of 99.9% of his audience like I think they are.  Oh well, mine probably do too, but we’re both doing alright.



I had a feeling this was going to happen sooner or later:

If it’s just a “request”, why even bother?  It basically just makes Starbucks look spineless… pick one side of the issue or else simply go with the “we just go by whatever the laws say you can do” stance they had before.

Recently, however, we’ve seen the “open carry” debate become increasingly uncivil and, in some cases, even threatening. Pro-gun activists have used our stores as a political stage for media events misleadingly called “Starbucks Appreciation Days” that disingenuously portray Starbucks as a champion of “open carry.” To be clear: we do not want these events in our stores. Some anti-gun activists have also played a role in ratcheting up the rhetoric and friction, including soliciting and confronting our customers and partners.

You can read the full Open Carry letter from Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz at the link.

Hahah bonus points for using the word “ratchet”… too bad not in the way I hoped.

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MrColionNoir weighs in on the San Antonio Starbucks incident I blogged about a few days ago:

0:05 – haha him and Zoe Saldana.  If I don’t know MrColionNoir like I think I do, I would think he was attempting to mention her until she finally notices and agrees to go on a date.

0:18 – Whoa, hold up… wtf is wrong with mimosas?  Champagne & orange juice is part of a balanced breakfast, and a good way to start your day as far as I’m concerned.  It’s pretty much a requirement when you make as many crepes as I do.  P.S. If they taste like spoiled orange juice you need to step your champagne game up and start dumping more in the glass.  Real talk.

0:43 – “Are we that timid and sheep-like as a society that the mere prescence of an obviously unloaded rifle warrants the calling of the cops?”   I don’t know if that was supposed to be rhetorical… but the answer is yes. haha


1:14 – Calling guys with guns to take some other guys with guns, guns away.  Yea that’s the definition of irony right there.



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