Syria

Incredible:

Parrot-AR-Drone-QuadricopterHoly that place is FINISHED.  I realize how fortunate I am when I see things like this.

1:03 – What’s that trench for?  Water drainage?

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Gat tip: Keijo

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Safety isn’t a priority in Syria:

Syrian-Rock-AK-ShootingHaha I like that he’s flawlessly hitting those with AK irons.  That said, shooting 7.62 at rocks in the air that are about 15ft away from your face with NO eye protection probably isn’t the greatest idea.  Seems like something Royal Nonesuch would do haha.

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Actually lighting cigarettes and liquor / pouring liquor out in Syria. A video from last April:

1:16 – Argh, I was hoping that entire pile would explode, and that ISIS member would catch on fire after all that alcohol they poured on top.

come-thru-its-litI wonder if Aazad and Youcef hit the homies with the mass message like, “come thru, it’s lit”?  In Arabic: “تأتي من خلال ، هو مضاء” LOL I should put that on a shirt.  It has a nice ring to it when you hit the speaker in google translate and the Arabic robot says is.

In my opinion they should have just invited some girls and thrown a party.  ISIS doesn’t get down like that though.  They basically do the opposite of anything I think is cool or sane.

I feel so privileged seeing what a terrible life people have in places like Syria.  So many cool people there I bet, and they have to live in such shitty / oppressive conditions.  I bet they don’t even have Tinder there!  Outrageous… I’m outraged.

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Gat tip: Chris

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Putting the “radical” in radical Islam special forces:

All black everythang.  That’s how the Mujahideen rolls.

1:04 – “I said one large pizza NO bacon, not EXTRA bacon.  NO BACON you infidel.  NONE!”

1:14 – Forward rolls are always an acceptable A -> B move.

1:47 – AK door breach!  By shooting the bottom half of the door even haha.

2:22 – Mad Islamic bushcraft / camouflage skills.  I fuck heavy with that “walking trees” look.

3:39 – OH SHIT Islamic Tannerite FTW!  I recognize that explosion.

7:58 – Rolling 4 deep in the Mazda with the snorkle bout to wreck shit with AK-47s Mujahideen style.

8:23 – Two radical Islamic menswear gurus meet on a Syrian runway to discuss alphet selection for the F/W 2014 look book.  Only one makes it out alive.

8:56 – Mujahideen moving vehicle personnel transition.  v. rare and never before caught on camera.

9:34 – Whole squad got heat in the BMW X5.  Pound for pound laying bustas down.

9:56 – Islamic Morpheus in the red Hyundai.  They have his back, real talk.

You can tell these guys built their questionable skills off Costa, Instructor Zero, Sonny “Shoot House” Puzikas, and maybe even a bit of Cory & Erica’s videos.  You know damn well all they did the whole time during Cory & Erica videos though is bitch that Erica wasn’t ever wearing a hijab.  Maybe they had a Radical team to edit a hijab on Erica in post production?  That would be ill.

There is also PART 1 (embedded above) which precedes the first vid.  Some epic music and a “basic training” type course those Islam ninjas negotiate with the high-speed-low-drag quickness.  On some Mujahideen olympic style maneuvers.  They even have some flaming rings they gracefully dive through at 5:22 which I’m thinking is a subtle backhanded homage / diss.  7:16 in part one has some weapon disarms which are pretty standard.

7:38 – Forward rolls and target engagement with AKs!  Very Sonny “shoot house” Puzikas x Instructor Zero influenced.

Mujahideen-Special-ForcesWho’s supplying the Mujahideen with GoPros?  Are their morale patches witty like ours?

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Hat tip: Thomas

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These triple O.G.’s weren’t down with oppressive California gun laws so they went to Syria:

Two Los Angeles gang members appear to have joined the flow of foreigners flocking to fight in Syria – in this instance, on the side of President Bashar al-Assad. In a video posted online, the two men boast that they are on the front lines and fire their guns in the direction of what they call “the enemigos.”

Full story – Washington Post

la-gang-signsStill gang banging not giving a fuck, as they so eloquently put it.  Some interesting pics on Wino’s facebook page.

“Homie” count: Lets just say lots… I’m too lazy to count.

I’m sure California is at a loss, since these upstanding gents took the gang banging abroad.  It would be a shame if their passports got cancelled and they couldn’t come back.  Even if they could come back in the US, I’d hate to have that conversation with Customs.

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Hat tip: Jesse

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VICE with a documentary on Syria – Al-Qaeda’s new home… Here is the preview with the kids with guns:

0:10 – That main kid’s voice is like a Gilbert Gottfried mixed with nails on a chalk board.

0:40 – Not really that scary when he doesn’t even have the strength to rack the slide.  Is that a high-power or a 1911?  Looks to be a high-power.

Full documentary:

Let me know how it is.

HowTerroristsGetInI say more Al-Qaeda kids with guns the better.  Maybe a high percentage of them will be careless, have negligent discharges and take themselves or one of their little American hating bros out of the picture.  One less terrorist to worry about.  Pretty shitty that these kids aren’t doing kid stuff like playing video games, building forts, and eating too much candy.

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