I like Jadakiss as a rapper, but this is straight derp:


I’m not from the hood, and though I’ve been through various hoods a few times and spent a small amount of time in others I don’t consider myself to know what’s acceptable there.  Lots of “urban environments” have issues with guns and gun violence though so I wouldn’t be surprised if a bunch of bullshit like in the picture might happen on a regular basis when guys showboat and try to impress / scare each other.  Most of the time (like lots of stupid shit people do) they probably get away without a negligent discharge or even a scratch on them.

Rick-Ross-Chain-Of-Himself-RecursiveBesides having two guns (real or not, it doesn’t really matter) pointed at his head, he has his fingers on both triggers.  To top it all off I don’t know what kind of artsy professional decided on the composition, lighting, cropping etc… of that photo, but it looks like complete garbage.  Funnier yet, “professional photographer” Jason Nocito was the one who took the glorious picture.

People pictures on t-shirts really aren’t my thing though, and I don’t call myself a professional photographer or professional image editor so what do I know, right?  The last person on a picture t-shirt I remember not “getting” was Kate Moss for Supreme one, where she was wearing a Supreme t-shirt and holding a cigarette.  Speaking of rap and people t-shirts, I’m holding out for one where Rick Ross is wearing his chain of himself wearing a chain of himself (pictured left), while wearing a t-shirt showing the same thing…. that’s recursive awesomeness right there, the world might divide by zero and implode.

Oh yea if you want that Jadakiss derp t-shirt you can pick it up at alife for $32. *Jadakiss laugh*



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A cool new color, hot off the press for summertime weather:


You can place your orders over at ENDO Apparel.

What you’re looking at are the t-shirts which are now available in the Oatmeal tri-blend color t-shirt.  This quickly became my new favorite summer color, and I’m sure you’ll like it too.

Other sizes / designs are also restocked.  People on notification lists will be contacted shortly.

Thanks so much for the support.  I hope everyone is enjoying their summer!


Two new designs and a tank top:


It was only a matter of time before I came out with something Deagle related.  The 416 fire selector shirt was a long time coming, and the Keep Calm tank top is here for the summer by popular demand.

Head over to ENDO Apparel to make a purchase!  I’ll always have tons of new stuff coming out, so stay tuned.

Thanks for the continued support!  The flood of emails and comments I get on a daily basis are what keep me going.

Hope everyone is having a great summer.


You guys asked for it, so here it is:

Available over at ENDO Apparel and of course on Amazon.

Every other t-shirt is now also re-stocked! Notifications will be going out shortly to people who are on the lists.

Thanks for the continued support!

Can’t support the troops with a t-shirt in Fort Campbell, KY:

Cant wear an NRA t-shirt in a West Virginia school:

Props to Jared for going that extra step and cutting the sleeves off too.  A total cozy boy / boss move for keeping cool.  I’ve been curling 30s on the reg here trying to step my bicep game up, so I can do the same when it gets hot.

Is this real life?  What ever happened to wearing whatever the hell you wanted?  Everything is “gang related” or “offensive now”.  I’m glad I don’t have kids, and that I only have to read about stuff like this happening.

NRA-LogoI am kind of disappointed no one’s kid has been booted out of school for wearing an ENDO Apparel t-shirt.  I guess I’m not working hard enough.


Hat tip: Lisa, Jordan, Marc


That’s right.. 3 brand new designs!


  • Defend Freedom AR-15
  • Standard Capacity 30 Rounds
  • 1911 Keep Calm And Carry One (by very popular request)

Available for order now from ENDO Apparel.

Standard Capacity 30 RoundsSince all of my previous shirts only had front prints, I had a great idea for a back print so I decided to throw one on the shirt you see the AR-15 magazine on.  The back of it is pictured left… football number style.

The California t-shirt, and the keep calm ones are all filled up now too… so have at them.

Thanks as always for the support!