Gun related companies LOVE to hop on any new trend to make a buck:

ūüė¨ūüė¨ūüė¨ what you’re looking at is a steel shooting target which is $60 over at MK Machining.

Are there really people out there, who exist that are like ” *adjusts fedora* Huehehhehe tAkE My MoNey” and add a few of these to the cart?¬† That question, sadly was rhetorical.

I’m guilty of falling into the trap of posting this low hanging cringe fruit though, giving a company most if not all of you probably haven’t heard of some visibility.¬† Oh well, the world keeps turning, and it’s not taking any money out of my pocket.¬† I won’t have learned anything, and will fall back into this exact trap again almost immediately.


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LOL this is pretty awesome:

The shot at 1:30 was by far the best haha.

Demolition-Ranch-ENDO-Selector-SwitchShooting target companies are starting to be like AR-15 lower receiver companies, kydex companies, tshirt companies, and knife making companies… everyone and their grandma who has access to the equipment or¬†some spare time starts one. That’s fine and everything (American dream and all), but it’s exhausting having to wade through the bullshit and start vetting companies when you google something simple you want to buy.



I actually didn’t have much confidence the tactical head would be any good, but it sure worked nicely on 9mm.

2:39 – He really T1000’d that chick’s eye with the wax slug.

Pretty cool…seeing the damage the shotgun made though I think I’d stick to handgun rounds. ¬†He says¬†he got the head at a local gun shop. ¬†I can’t seem to find anything on an online one from a reputable looking site.

Rubs-The-Lotion-On-Its-SkinIf they are as cheap as he says, it would be funny to paint them up all creepy and put wigs on them and stuff for his videos. ¬†It rubs the lotion on it’s skin, or else it gets the hose again style! ¬†He could even make up a salmon skin suit for a torso for it, and lower lotion down in a basket… ok maybe that’s taking it a bit too far. ¬†I tend to do that occasionally.




You probably didn’t know about this because all the people in your family were¬†assistant pimps:

And if anyone at the range makes fun of you for having baby powder and party balloons, just get your assistant to powder up your hand and do what comes naturally.

how-high-mike-epps-pimpI’ve never tried this but it seems like it would work well. ¬†Babies smell so good too… my range bag could use that.



This is how to have a conversation with the Secret Service:


Specialized Targets makes the above re-useable spray paint stencil targets for $20.  Doing stuff like this for shock value is soooooo classy. *smh*

The best part is in the description “Patent Pending”.… LOL like what type of proprietary technology does this stencil have in it that you can PATENT it? ¬†I’m sure the government run USPTO will be more than happy to expedite that application due to the importance of it for humankind.

I really don’t get the point of doing something like this. ¬†Is this supposed to be edgy? ¬†Funny? ¬†¬†I guess we’ll never know, because the person who registered the domain name used some type of privacy service. ¬†THAT STUFF IS UNTRACEABLE GUIZSSEE. *eye roll*. ¬†Oh well this guy is still less of an idiot than the Bleeding Zombie Obama Target guys… and pretty much tied with the Trayvon “Saint Skittles” Martin target guy.

To top top things off, the idiot who emailed me about them “Ben McKee” tried to make it sound like he “just found” these targets… “they certainly are interesting” he says. ¬†Yea smooth move Ben… maybe if your email address didn’t have “specializedtargets” in it I would have fell for it. ¬†Oh well, due to the sheer retardation of the subject matter, you got your free post about it… congrats.



Blowing gun violence out of proportion, one derpy video at a time:

Damn if I would have known about this commercial I’d have tried to work in some ENDO Apparel product placement. ¬†That target shirt little dude is rocking is legit though… American Apparel even!

Troll-FaceCould they have not got a LBE vest that fit him?  Amateurs.

Moms Demand Action are expert level trolls, I respect that.  As pro gun internet users we could learn a thing or two from them when it comes to trolling.