Taurus

⚡️ even if you blocked out the gun or the logo, I could have easily told you this was a Taurus ad:

Iced coffee came out of my mouth and onto my desk in laughter when I saw the “EXECUTIVE GRADE” debossing.

In 2020 you’d think firearms companies with a lot of money like Taurus (presumably) has, they could afford to hire out someone to do something way better.  Even the voiceover is very “I hired a guy off Fiverr”.

Thoughts?  When you think of aspirational firearms.. ones that you’d buy if you got that BIG PROMOTION; does a Taurus revolver come to mind? 🤔

P.S. Holy the comments are a real treat.  Loaded with boomers absolutely THIRSTING.

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That’s really what the curvybois Taurus went ahead and made a video about, 😂 I’m deceased:

You already know they had the turn the comments off.  I wonder if they were off as soon as it was published, or if it took a few people who roasted them within an inch of their life and proceeded to get upvoted and replied to hundreds of times before they were like “uh yea we have to stop this”.

1:43 – 👀 Bruther rocking the threeper-we-the-people-betsy-ross-tattered-flag combo.

“We’re not just setting new standards in product development and value. We’re elevating the entire firearms industry, and we’re doing it in historic fashion.” – Taurus

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Innnnnnnnnteresting:

I actually wasn’t expecting a .22LR pistol after seeing the teaser a few days ago.  I just figured it would be some subcompact polymer frame 9mm or .380.

My main question is, will this feed the bricks reliably, or will .22LR hitters need to slap down more cash for the Gucci higher powered .22LR that is manufactured with tighter tolerances?  When we’re talking .22LR that’s really the only thing that matters in my mind.  If I can’t drain Walmart bricks all day then I don’t want it.

0:56 – WAT… she’s back to Jessie Harrison now?  None of my business *sips tea 🍵🐸* but I’m thinking she should just stick to “Jessie” in the marketing like how Prince, Sting, and Madonna did it.  Although as a piehitter of the upper crust, you could always flex your knowledge of the niche when someone says “*something something* Jessie Duff…” you could stop them and be like “UM EXCUSE YOU?  She goes by Harrison now you plebe.  *mutters* some people…”.  How many of you unabashed thirst lords are going to be scouring Las Vegas Tinder next week for Jessie?  God knows talking to her in real life at the Taurus booth would be to terrifying… although you could show her your Taurus / Anderson Manufacturing / Punisher combo tattoo to break the ice.

1:20 – All polymer magazine that holds 16 rounds.  Yea yea whatever, I just want to know when the EXTENDOs are coming out.

Thoughts?  I actually don’t hate this after watching the video.  I think it might be a tough sell in such a saturated market, but I don’t really know what things look like in the retail gun business.  I’ll reiterate that it HAS to feed cheap ammo… I’ll look for some reviews sooner or later once people iNfLuEnCErS start getting seeded them.  If I see one in real life I’m definitely calling the guy shooting it “Tex”… just hoping he replies “OH WhUT Bruther?  You Mess with the BULL 🤘 you get THE HORNS.”

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haha Taurus:

Some little compact polymer handgun I guess.  We’ll find out tomorrow… I’ll set my alarm and have my credit card out and read (no I won’t).

If I already wasn’t sleeping well every night, I think I’d have to visit SHOT show this year because so far it seems like it’s going to be the snooze fest of the century.

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🤘🐄 HeL Ya BruTher it’s the spectrum 😂:

Yoooo I thought this ad was a parody at first.  Color swappable soft touch panels are my PRIMARY concern when shopping for a self defense pistol.

Oh man… 0:28 – “Always bring it” is the motto.

Oh this handgun is on the SPECTRUM™️ alright…

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I saw the particle rainbow and knew I was in for a treat:

From the description:

The Taurus SPECTRUM is the first semi-automatic pistol equipped with soft-touch panels seamlessly integrated into the grip and slide. Its breakthrough design completely revolutionizes the concealed carry experience – delivering better comfort, better responsiveness and better control. With countless color combinations to choose from, Taurus merges fashion and function for truly distinctive firearms.

I died when I saw this in the vid: “Shaping the future of everyday carry.” and “Always bring it” ROFL ok guys… ok if you say so…

Any thoughts girl? Any of my regular fashionistas care to weigh in?  I consider myself a menswear bro… and in that industry this is what we refer to as a “brick”.

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