Taurus

Innnnnnnnnteresting:

I actually wasn’t expecting a .22LR pistol after seeing the teaser a few days ago.  I just figured it would be some subcompact polymer frame 9mm or .380.

My main question is, will this feed the bricks reliably, or will .22LR hitters need to slap down more cash for the Gucci higher powered .22LR that is manufactured with tighter tolerances?  When we’re talking .22LR that’s really the only thing that matters in my mind.  If I can’t drain Walmart bricks all day then I don’t want it.

0:56 – WAT… she’s back to Jessie Harrison now?  None of my business *sips tea 🍵🐸* but I’m thinking she should just stick to “Jessie” in the marketing like how Prince, Sting, and Madonna did it.  Although as a piehitter of the upper crust, you could always flex your knowledge of the niche when someone says “*something something* Jessie Duff…” you could stop them and be like “UM EXCUSE YOU?  She goes by Harrison now you plebe.  *mutters* some people…”.  How many of you unabashed thirst lords are going to be scouring Las Vegas Tinder next week for Jessie?  God knows talking to her in real life at the Taurus booth would be to terrifying… although you could show her your Taurus / Anderson Manufacturing / Punisher combo tattoo to break the ice.

1:20 – All polymer magazine that holds 16 rounds.  Yea yea whatever, I just want to know when the EXTENDOs are coming out.

Thoughts?  I actually don’t hate this after watching the video.  I think it might be a tough sell in such a saturated market, but I don’t really know what things look like in the retail gun business.  I’ll reiterate that it HAS to feed cheap ammo… I’ll look for some reviews sooner or later once people iNfLuEnCErS start getting seeded them.  If I see one in real life I’m definitely calling the guy shooting it “Tex”… just hoping he replies “OH WhUT Bruther?  You Mess with the BULL 🤘 you get THE HORNS.”

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haha Taurus:

Some little compact polymer handgun I guess.  We’ll find out tomorrow… I’ll set my alarm and have my credit card out and read (no I won’t).

If I already wasn’t sleeping well every night, I think I’d have to visit SHOT show this year because so far it seems like it’s going to be the snooze fest of the century.

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🤘🐄 HeL Ya BruTher it’s the spectrum 😂:

Yoooo I thought this ad was a parody at first.  Color swappable soft touch panels are my PRIMARY concern when shopping for a self defense pistol.

Oh man… 0:28 – “Always bring it” is the motto.

Oh this handgun is on the SPECTRUM™️ alright…

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I saw the particle rainbow and knew I was in for a treat:

From the description:

The Taurus SPECTRUM is the first semi-automatic pistol equipped with soft-touch panels seamlessly integrated into the grip and slide. Its breakthrough design completely revolutionizes the concealed carry experience – delivering better comfort, better responsiveness and better control. With countless color combinations to choose from, Taurus merges fashion and function for truly distinctive firearms.

I died when I saw this in the vid: “Shaping the future of everyday carry.” and “Always bring it” ROFL ok guys… ok if you say so…

Any thoughts girl? Any of my regular fashionistas care to weigh in?  I consider myself a menswear bro… and in that industry this is what we refer to as a “brick”.

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Oh lawwwwwwwwd:

hahah wow.  Remember the shake-auto PT 24/7 video that surfaced in 2015 and the police recall in which they had to recall 98000 of those in Brazil?  I wonder how widespread the problem in the video in this post is.

Seems like HEADS GOTTA ROLL at Taurus.  They need to step up their game.

Relevant:

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Millennium G2 CCW gun:

I give it a solid “Meh” and a emphatic “whatevs”, because it’s been done befo’. The market needs innovation, not a try hard Taurus brand Glock.

Taurus Judge:

bruhOh word? The Judge is your everyday gun? LOLOL cool story brah. I love how he’s so in character.  Those community center acting night courses are paying dividends now!

Thoughts? You guys bout this 2016 Taurus life now or what?

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