ted nugent

AHHAHAHAH this is real:


If you spend $4860 on this Ted Nugent 1911 I hope you …. *whoa now, wait a minute Mike, easy… take a deep breath* um have a high amount of disposable income because that’s a lot of money to pay for a 1911. *wipes brow*  Republic Forge manufactures it if you’re that type.

I’ve said it lots before on this blog, but I believe Ted Nugent is a total piece of trash.  You can google various comments he made if you’re looking to agree or disagree with me, I don’t have the energy to link them.  I’m really surprised the slide of this 1911 doesn’t at least have one inscription of an ignorant comment he made.  That would have really been the icing on the cake.

Side note, you’ll know I’ve really reached the upper echelon of wealth and excess I’m striving for, when you see me flex on instagram dual Conway Twitty 1911s in a NY Reload holster.


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This guy has a proven track record now, of being a pure shithead:

Miss-America-Mallory-HaganOh look Mr Controversial opens his controversy hole again.  How SHOCKING! *eye roll*.  Oh and it’s Obama related too?  Again… very shocking.

At this point the tinfoil hat guy in me is almost convinced he’s funded by the antigun / anti-freedom crowd just to make us look bad.  I hardly think that would be a stretch.

Stay classy Ted.  Thoughts?


*eye roll* what a surprise:

Anyone watch the full show last night?  Was it better than expected?

Fitting that the show would feature at least one bleeding zombie Obama shooting target, considering how much Ted doesn’t like Obama.  Stay classy Discovery Channel…

If you missed Episode #1 and want to see what Ted Nugent’s Gun Country is about you can check out the trailer.



I’m surprised Discovery Channel would even touch this guy with a 10ft pole:

I don’t like how he long ago appointed himself as the spokesperson for gun lovers in America, and companies are continually jumping on board with that.   Entertaining enough guy, but I really have no use for his outspoken political rants.

The show starts October 10th, 2012 on Discovery Channel.

I hope the show contains lots of good slow motion shots, and footage of guns I can’t afford.  If it’s like that I’ll watch it, but if it’s jam packed with off the wall redneck style derp then I’ll pass.


Hat tip: Michael, Josh, Erik


From a few days ago at the NRA convention.  You be the judge at 1:30:

To think that a human could think that humans don’t have a basic right to self defense, is so bizarre to me as to my brain can’t accept the information. If you want more of those kinds of evil anti-American people in the supreme court.  Then don’t get involved and let Obama take office again.  Because I’ll tell you this right now, If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will be either be dead or in jail by this time next year.

Let me break this down:

Some ways Ted Nugent could wind up in jail if Barack Obama got re-elected:

  • Breaking any number of random existing laws
  • Breaking a new law which he thinks Obama will inevitably pass
  • Attempting to kill Obama

Some ways Ted Nugent could die if Barack Obama got re-elected:

  • Suicide
  • Murder-suicide
  • Dying in an Obama assassination attempt
  • Heart attack or any other random occurrence

By no means is that an all inclusive lists of possibilities, but seriously what an incredibly stupid thing for Ted Nugent to say.  My thought is that Ted is probably an alright guy that didn’t mean any harm, and I appreciate his enthusiasm for guns and the 2nd Amendment but he should seriously STFU when it comes to politics.  He should have known that using words like “dead” and “jail” in the same sentence as the president’s name is going to be twisted in the worst way possible unless he precisely explained himself (which he didn’t).  We all know now he’s going to be interviewed about this a million times over the next few years, and he will basically just shrug it off and/or say some more stupid shit in typical Ted Nugent fashion.  Maybe that’s his whole plan?  Keep saying stupid things so he never fades into the background with all the other old rockers?  Sounds like an inexpensive way to stay relevant.

The Secret service is apparently “looking into” the matter.



Ted always has something good to say
“I don’t like repeat offenders, I like dead offenders”