toaster

Purchasers of a new ArmaLite rifle must mail in their warranty card. The toaster will then be shipped to the customer. For further details, contact your local ArmaLite representative or call ArmaLite toll free at 800-336-0184.

Oh the lows some companies will stoop to for free advertising. I’d be slightly impressed if the toaster burned the company logo into the toast.

I just pray I never see Glock trying to get attention by something stupid like “Buy a gen4 Glock, and get a whiff of one of Gaston’s Sauerkraut farts”.

Nothing surprises me anymore…

  • If you’re a douchebag and you’re falling for this sticker on a toaster thing, head over to Armalite’s website and pick up a rifle – HERE

Note: 2 of my AR-15 lowers are actually Armalite, and they are good.  Making a decent lower nowadays isn’t exactly rocket science though.

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