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  • Buy An Armalite Rifle – Get A Shitty Toaster

    Purchasers of a new ArmaLite rifle must mail in their warranty card. The toaster will then be shipped to the customer. For further details, contact your local ArmaLite representative or call ArmaLite toll free at 800-336-0184. Oh the lows some companies will stoop to for free advertising. I’d be slightly impressed if the toaster burned…