Todd Fossey

This guy:

Head Sheepdog In Charge always doing the most.  I’m not saying this wouldn’t work, but I am saying with the chaos of real life fight not being in 1/20th speed I don’t know how WELL it would work.   If you could pull that off right out to the draw and shot placement, wow that would be something.   The prosecution would love to see moves that like on CCTV.  “My client watched a lot of YouTube videos your honor.”  Jury: 🤔🤔🤔😳🤔🤢🤔😎🐑😬🤔🤔


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The guy who rebranded the sheepdog, speaks on it:

I didn’t disagree with the content, but honestly it mainly seemed like an excuse to do a whiteboard (chalkboard in this case) style video.



This 😂:

Reminds me of something I would have done when I was 9 years old.  I’m here for it though, this is epic I hope he keeps coming out with videos like this.

0:25 – Whats the deal with that side shooting to shoulder shooting transition?  Point shooting? Or am I not operator enough to understand? 🤔

If you didn’t catch my “sheepdog rebrand” joke, it was referring to his citizen defender stuff.



Holy yea I pulled those title words from his channel name and video title.  Looks like someone got ahold of the big boy thesaurus again.  This is so woke:

When he paused at 0:29 after saying 🗣 “I’d like you to take your cup”, I was assuming it was going to be followed by “of Kool-Aid”… but it wasn’t. 😂

1:45 – This guy is slandering me and my fellow meme war veterans.  Unbelievable… and with Mugatu hair as a beard.  I’m shook.

In case you forgot, this is the laser guns training school, by the guy who rebranded the sheepdog.



What part of the game is that? *extremely Killah Priest and Ras Kass voice*

3:12 – “you can’t convince me that someone doesn’t have 20 or 30 minutes a day, to dedicate to the craft of being a citizen defender if it’s important to them”…”you can’t convince me they don’t have the money to buy a SIRT pistol and practice every day”.  I initially forgot what this guy’s schtick was until he said citizen defender and SIRT pistol… he’s the laser gun training guy who rebranded the SHEEPDOG.

So… 20-30 minutes with a laser gun per day is considered “training”?  Thoughts?

This all reminds me of a famous quote.. “The greatest trick the sheepdog ever pulled, was convincing the world he was a citizen defender.”


FUNKER TACTICAL cut another SLAPPER for only the most intelligent shooters.  If you’re a rube, or you don’t have a minimum of a masters degree then don’t even click on the video below.  Honestly I wish I could set up some sort of a verification process, where a notarized copy of your degree could be uploaded for me to verify, before I gave you access to this video.  hahha just trollling you guys, check the vid:

So wild… the narration… the footage.  The marketing machine is running full speed at Funker, I love it.  Maybe I’m the only one entertained by this stuff, I don’t know.  I’ve blogged about Todd Fossey before, and his “data mining“.

8:14 – This is the type of stuff I do at home to make my girlfriend laugh.  But then I typically OVER do it and, she’s like “OK MIKE ahhaha THAT’S ENOUGH, I GET IT”.  I should probably start a training school.

Here’s the “trailer” for his school (Integrated Defense Strategies)… there’s talk about flock watching which piqued my interested naturally because I LIVE and breathe for that kind of talk.  And as he says “it’s not something I can explain to you, it’s something I have to show you”

If any of you want to do a cRedEnSHuLs check of Todd Fossey he has his and his team’s listed here on the website.  I’m not going to try and act like I know what goes into becoming an NRA certified firearms instructor, because I don’t… NRA Range Safety officer… again I have no idea but I bet it involves (at a minimum) telling people to keep their “booger finger off the bang switch”, I’ve never even heard of “NRA Certified Personal Protection Inside the Home Instructor”, it’s a long-ass title that sounded fake to me… but I just googled it and it checks out.

Thoughts? I sould pay Funker to make one of these videos for me someday (if he would stoop to that level). It would have to really stroke the hell out of my ego for the $10k he probably charges though… like I’m talking the narration would need to be so over the top, but completely straight faced that viewers would be like “Wait… I can’t tell if this is serious or not… is it? Ugh man I don’t know but whatever ENDO is selling here, give me 5 of them.”.