torture

This is hilarious:

0:58 – “We tortured some folks” -Obama    LOL uh ya no kidding that’s a weird way to phrase it.

mr-chow-hangover-did-you-die4:58 – Subjected prisoners to Russian roulette… threatened with a power drill, rectal rehydration.

Is John Oliver fairly new?  I only heard about him recently after he interviewed Edward Snowden (haven’t watched it yet, but it looks funny).

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Mattv2099 gets a used bottle of Astroglide from a viewer for a trollture test:

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Oh dear.  I could have done without the “OH yEAHhh’s” in this particular video.

2:51 – LOL.  That right there is why Mattv2099 gets PAID that YouTube money in dufflebag quantities.

I love the smell of lube and gunpowder in the afternoon.

Thoughts?

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Mattv2099 with a little something for the lint haters:

Whether it be pocket carry, or regular carry some people think a bit of lint will render their semi-auto useless.  I think it’s safe to say that the amount of lint you’d ever get in your gun from regular carrying wouldn’t be an issue.

Glock-Lint-Torture-TestFunny how the mag kept coming out… maybe he was hitting the release with those bulky gloves though?

I think Matt summed it up best at the end of the video with: “so…. whatever.”

Thoughts?

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High in fat, high in calories, high in entertainment:

1:12 – “This is so nasty.  Why do I do this shit?”  <— hahah indeed.

That recoil spring was so caked up, it was great.

2:05 – Awesome how that huge chunk fell out of the frame when he picked it up

Glock needs to sponsor this guy for being so awesome.

Thoughts?  What do you want him to do next?  I suggested honey to him, so we’ll see.

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Brave or stupid? You be the judge:

A fairly thorough torture test though. I’m kind of surprised the guns still worked after all that.

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Arfcommers gonna be Arfcommers…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fHAgLs0JmE[/youtube]

We took my Glock 34 and played soccer with it in the sand, then threw it down a 20 foot rocky cliff about four or five times, opened the slide and poured a handful of sand into the gun, and then tried to shoot it after I drifted the rear sight back to the middle of the slide…It’d have a FTE just about every round. So we urinated on it, and fixed it completely…Odd…Urine fixes Glocks…We never experienced any problems with the Crimson Trace Laser Grip…

Ahahhaha man… who the hell pees on their gun?

The comments on the AR15.com thread are priceless.  Here are the highlights:

  • Mikegigabyte – I could never whip mine out in front of guys and a camera, you do gay porn?
  • Mikegigabyte – next–––– crapping on a jammed ar
  • haLfLiFe – it’s one thing to piss on it and another to shoot it afterwards and have piss flying back in your face and on your hands.
  • GomerPyle – One of the dumbest things I’ve seen on this site. And that’s really saying something.
  • FJC – Mmmm… bet that smelled real nice once the urine started cooking off the hot barrel…
  • DCN1982 – Add one more name to my list of “who not to do business with on the EE”
  • andhar – To the OP, regardless of what the others are saying you showed your dedication to getting your weapon running again. Good Job..

There is the possibility that this was all just a big attention stunt done with a bottle of water… but I guess we will never know… The fart at the beginning was a nice touch, regardless of the authenticity.

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