Tag: trollture

  • Vintage Turtle Wax Glock Trollture Test

    Mattv2099 wax on wax off: haha never used it since the 80s, and sure enough they would know it’s missing.  Yeah sounds familiar, parents gonna be parents. It boggles my mind how Glock (the company) hasn’t put Matt on the payroll yet for testing and evaluation.  It’s been painfully clear Glock could use some help…

  • Red Hot Muzzle Brake V.S. Frog Lube

    Mattv2099 puts the RHMB into a glass of frog lube and shit gets real: Has anyone ever drank a bottle of frog lube?  They say it’s non toxic… someone really should do that on camera and then document the experience after the fact. Holy that smoke and fire looked sinister.  Sounded like a beast too.…

  • Silly Sludge AK-47 Trollture Test

    Mattv2099 with more trollfessional sciencing: OOoooh Yea Dr. Wacko’s PhD is in trolling, so Matt and him get along well.  I feel sorry for Matt’s assistants who have to clean those guns. Matt… I just thought of an idea:  SILLY PUTTY trollture tests!  Glock and AK versions… GO! Thoughts?

  • Astroglide Glock Trollture Test

    Mattv2099 gets a used bottle of Astroglide from a viewer for a trollture test: Oh dear.  I could have done without the “OH yEAHhh’s” in this particular video. 2:51 – LOL.  That right there is why Mattv2099 gets PAID that YouTube money in dufflebag quantities. I love the smell of lube and gunpowder in the…

  • Almond Roca Glock Trollture Test

    Troll-Cooking With Mattv2099: 2:45 – Now that Matt is famous and has millions of dollars he’s not going to take the risk of a barrel obstruction, so it looks like he made some stoppers. 3:33 –  A handgun sled!  Another purchase because of his fame.  He can’t risk hurting the hands that troll to pay…

  • The Peanut Butter Glock Journey Beats The Destination

    Mattv2099 grants a common trollture Glock brand Glock vid request: 0:15 – Oh LAWD that’s a lot of peanut butter 0:20+ was disturbing if you have ever touched peanut butter in your life I hope he makes videos of the cleaning process of all these.  Maybe it’s not interesting though?  If I were him I’d…