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An ash wood stake and eight silver jacketed .357 magnum cartridges:

I’m still trying to figure out what the “Triple threat” is.  I see a stake, and some .357 magnum cartridges.  Disregarding the fact the cartridges are useless without a gun to fire them, that’s still only a “Double Threat” by my count.   Anyone?

Even though they mentioned zombies (ugh) and werewolves in the copy, it was refreshing to see a promo not strictly dedicated to zombies considering that fad peaked a long time ago.

$40 for the kit over at Coonan.  Your loved one will be exploding sparkly vampires in 2013 like a boss.

Hat tip: Cody

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We already knew the answer to the question… but it’s proving it that is fun.

So much for saving money on a trauma plate.

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With Big Buck Hunter Shotguns:

Maybe it’s just my imagination, but the guy on the right looks a lot like Norman Reedus (Murphy Macmanus) from Boondock Saints (kick ass movie by the way).  While I’m at it, I’ll say the guy on the left looks like Christian Slater.

Caption it!

Here goes mine: “Slide the money over on the floor, or the sparkly vampire gets it”

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