Someone needs to test these two versions of ballistic underwear on their YouTube channel!



Check out the two websites, Blast boxers and U.S. Armor Ballistic Underwear.

I have no idea what the real difference between the two are, but I’d like to find out.  Are the blast boxers mainly for IED protection?  The U.S. armor version definitely looks more like regular boxer briefs.

Police-SHTF-SHTU-underwearYeager also briefly interviewed the guy who invented US Armor ballistic underwear if you want to check it out.

Thoughts?  Who’s testing?  Richard Ryan?  Taofledermaus?  Demolition Ranch?  Mattv2099?  Honestly I’d like to see you all test them in your own way.  Mattv2099’s testing could potentially be creepy to the max on this type of thing though haha.


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Not sure if serious, but as usual there’s a kickstarter:

If I ever have a girlfriend, someday a wife, and then possibly a daughter, I hope they will want to learn how to use a gun and hopefully exercise their common sense… not rely on some stupid looking / restrictive garment.  What do I know though, maybe there is a huge market for this type of thing?  Talk about living in fear though.  The fact rape / rapists exist makes me so angry.  You guys know my feeling about the death penalty for things like this… I say light all of their asses up.  Maybe there’s a market for men’s anti-rape underwear too?  Just trying to lighten the feel of this post.


Imagine if a girl got too drunk to remember the stupid combo and then had to go to the bathroom?  Yea that wouldn’t be pretty, you’d have to get the jaws of life in there ASAP.

You can check out the Indiegogo campaign for more info and to help the cause if you’re interested.


Hat tip: Bart, James


The Blast Boxers website – HERE

Protecting the femoral artery, plus the rest of the junk down there does make sense.  $95 isn’t too bad either.

How long until we see a youtube video of 2 guys going shot for shot “Roshambo” style with these on? LOL


I’d love to know the back story on this:

Priceless… I love how the one cop has a huge grin on his face and is doing a face palm… and the other one seems to be smirking holding in laughter.

Hat Tip: JP