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Oh man, this is why I love VICE.  Pure 👏 GOLD 👏:

You just know a lot of the people in that video have recently asked their high school aged son or daughter if they have ever heard of a “meme” (but they definitely pronounced it “me me”).

1:24 – Oh no 😬 *hold my Metamucil and watch this*

1:36 – Shout out Amy “Alexo” Robbins.  AKA “Amy with the good hair”.  Her merch is on point, and definitely poppin right now 💯.  I might mess around and go full Instructor Zero, decreasing my drag coefficient by wearing some of those pants someday.  You never know when I might bless the timeline and throw a flick up 📸.

2:34 – This is the best thing I’ve seen all week. This Hiding Hilda lady shoots through her purse, PUTS A HOLE IN THE CEILING then goes on to say “the important part is if you’re going to shoot through a purse, aim the firearm not the purse.  That’s where the mistakes rise” 😂😭.  A tale in two frames stitched into an animated gif:

2:50 – She said that someone shot their eye out with a bra holster, and another person supposedly shot their nipple off.  I don’t know whether it’s true or not but it’s throwing HELLA SHADE at flashbang holsters and/or others doing that same thing.  Alright Shotty McRange-Baffles whatever you say 😏, I really don’t know what to believe.

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VICE did a thing:

As you know, I posted this to fulfill my contractual doody of posting every gun or weapon related vice video.  haha I wish.  Dudes thinking I get paid for this… but I’m telling you I actually like watching these VICE vids.  Sure it’s often goofy, and the “reporter” isn’t always the best or asking the best questions but whatever it lets us see some stuff we otherwise wouldn’t.

I’m all about sending robots in if it will keep soldiers out of danger.  I have absolutely zero issues with them operating autonomously with weapons in a war zone too, as long as the AI is smart enough to discern threats.

The robots need to be playing this from onboard Beats by Dre pill speaker when they are out in the field dropping bodies:

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The VICE dude with the kid & play hi top fade gets the scoop:

Ok well I’m glad this Drew guy wasn’t gunpologizing at all.  He’s like yea whatever I’m into guns, and I sing a song about guns.. my political views don’t matter.  Good stuff, I wish more people would just intelligently approach it like that.

3:30 – This old dude Don Cusic said “No.  It is not safe for a country artist to criticize the NRA.  Careers can go down the tubes pretty quick.  You can be an outcast.”.  Yea I could see that happening; everyone’s mom and aunties need something to be mad about on Facebook.

4:00 – haha these three country music people they had just outed themselves in the most high key way possible.  This Susan Ruth girl just sat there smirking for the first little bit then dropped an absolute atom bomb kind of unrelated to the topic at hand.. but she said “I would argue that there’s a few country artists that are likely gay, but won’t come out because it will ruin their career” *as she looks at those two guys across from her*.

Thoughts?  Ya ya get your pitchforks because I posted a VICE video.  No I do not get paid to post VICE videos contrary to what one dude in the comments a while back speculated.  It’s just some low hanging fruit when it comes to CoNteNt… and you fellas know I’m all about the low hanging fruit and the content.

Oh I almost forgot, here’s that Drew Baldridge Guns & Roses song if you care to listen (assuming you have Spotify). I’m not going to get carried away and and give it my coveted “Certified 2nd Amendment banger” stamp of approval, but honestly it’s not bad as far as corny and fun gun related country music goes.  I’d probably make the crowd go absolutely crazy at my 2nd Amendment warehouse party by sneak-mixing it in between Skinbone – 100 Miles and Rich Brian – Dat $tick.

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Yikes, this is painful on so many levels:

The YouTube comments are a disaster as you’d expect.

Who puts a QR code on a t-shirt in 2018?  Parkland apparently.

I’m sure I’d get the worst headache imaginable, if I ever tried to listen to one of those Q&A sessions in real life.

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Estimated Female Gun Owners:
USA – 12-17 MILLION
CANADA – 275,000

Not really a surprising difference.  Even taking into account that the population in Canada (36 Million people) is 9 times smaller than the USA (326 Million people).

3:48 – Really handling that slide home.

4:02 – Oh damn they really out here Mozambique’ing attackers.  A lot of full size guns in the mix.

14:27 – Aw damn I can’t see what the Spongebob mocking meme sign says.  That meme is one of my favorites.

14:20 – A sheepdog silently… vigilantly keeps watch over the sheep.

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Train like you fight:

0:06 – Oh lawd… we’re off to a good start *cringe*…. holding her wrist with her support hand.  I’m sure that’s better than nothing, but why not have her do it the correct way?

Maybe I’m a dramatic sensitive snowflake, but if I was little in grade school and someone would have told me “Hey Mikey, you know those violent movies your parents won’t let you watch but you see trailers and previews for all the time?  Yea, well that’s basically real life.  You should be prepared for a madman or even one of your little friends to come in here and MURDER YOU.”  I literally would have never went to school again.

1:57 – Holy shit this is going to be traumatizing… guy walking up with a blue rifle for simulation sake.

2:54 – Whoa this pastor actually told 5 year olds that they are actually “getting ready to die if they aren’t paying attention”.

9:10 – Yoooooo only Thomas Morton would rock the oldschool thick leather belt with the white gripped 6 shooter.

10:00 – Pastor talkin about doing Mozambiques “two to the body one to the head”.  Classic.

10:30 – This former police chief makes a good point.  Stats show that police only have less than 1/3 of the shots they fire hit the intended target in high stress situations.  Teachers could do as good or better?  What happens if they miss their intended target?

I don’t know.. again I don’t have any answers.  I suppose it’s better for kids to be prepared (if you can actually even handle real stress like that and make logical spit second decisions at that age) than be clueless… but man I bet that scares the shit out of a lot of them, despite the fact the delivery of the information from the principal is very calm.

If they are going to all this trouble, they should probably at some point use blank rounds or something similar to show the kids how loud a gun sounds when fired in an enclosed space.

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