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Suppressors and a gamer girl with an accent.  I’m sure you guys will like this:

Good info.  Silencerco always puts in a lot of effort, I like that.

Their logos new (left) and old, always look like lower back tattoos though. “If she’s got the old Silencerco lower back tattoo, she’s too old for you bro!”

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LOL 5.11 / Ghost Recon:

Ya why not I guess. Haha man though, the operator / contractor stereotypes are off the charts in this video.  Even though I think 5.11’s marketing tactics are quite standard, evidently it’s working really well for them.

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Holyyyyyyyy these graphics.  Check out the trailer:

Just in case you assumed you were getting tricked by the trailer being all awesome but the gameplay sucking… think again.  Here’s 10 min of gameplay footage:

Thumbs-And-Ammo-Big-LebowskiWhoa.

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I wish it wasn’t “crowdfunded” but nevertheless it’s cool:

video-game-target-featuresSure it makes thing A LOT more complicated… but it also increases fun by the looks of it.  So dynamic brAh. “Smart targets”, “Smart guns”, “Smart watches”… gotta shoehorn electronics into ALL THE SIMPLE THINGS in today’s day and age to keep the cool teens satisfied. :P

You can check out the indiegogo campaign for the details.  You’ll likely shit a brick when you see how expensive this system is… entry level is $600 for two rimfire targets + $150 for a required base station.

22Plinkster made a video on the product also, which you can check out.  Did he get paid millions of dollars to make it?  Maybe… as we know the dude retired from his day job.

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This looks intense:

superhot-video-gameSo ya time moves only when you move.  This looks like my type of game… one where my 33 year old reflexes won’t be constantly pwned by quick game engines and sassy 12 year olds.

Reminds me of Matrix / Max Payne, but less fancy and probably more fun.

Interestingly enough Superhot was a kickstarter project which raised ~$250,000 for it’s development.

You can buy SUPERHOT on Steam if you’re interested.  Let me know how it is, BECAUSE SON I DON’T PLAY GAMES (figuratively and literally haha :P).

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*flames emoticons for days*:

Holy this game is going to be intense.  I’m loving the fancy Mortal Kombat style “FINISH HIM” moves you can pull.

If you want to catch up on your DOOM history, RetroAhoy did an hour long documentary.

There is multiplayer footage of DOOM which is also released if you want to check it out as well.

Doom-Video-GameAvailable May 13, 2016.

Thoughts?  Will ignore your job and the important people in your life for several hundred hours while you get good enough at this game to kill the eleven year olds online who call you a faggot and subsequently hurt your feelings?

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