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VODA looking like Young Jeezy playing a pallbearer in a bad movie:

I have to respect the fact that VODA still does these videos for the sport of it.  Barely anyone is watching them, and you know he’s not making any money off them, so it’s just out of love for the game.

2:44 – I love when he gets all condescending about how theres a guy out of new york who makes custom suits for what “you would refer to as bodyguards” … but people in the business like him would call executive protection / personal protection officers.  Wow so glad I was put in my place haha.

3:10 – I knew this was going to be headed into “shadow carry” territory.  I have a couple blog posts about his earlier videos on that thing he invented (here and here), but naturally he nuked them like he does from time to time.   He goes over what it is again in this video regardless… groundbreaking stuff haha.

4:08 – Oh god… this has to be trolling… fellas… he shows that he’s shadow carrying an AR-15 magazine.  No big deal I thought… he probably carries some sort of AR.   WRONG.  He goes on to say that even though he’s not an AR person he carries it just in case he runs into someone with an AR.  Then at 4:51 he says “I don’t need to carry a bunch of things that are irrelevant to the mission at hand.”  Pure gold.

5:45 – Oh damn here goes a demo of drawing with a suit jacket on from the shadow carry method.  *golf clap*

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He didn’t TM it this time, but he calls it the “ON/OFF-SET Technique”:

Damn, he really loves to hear himself talk.  I’ve been pretty busy hiking and biking this summer, so I’ve missed a lot of the CoNTeNT to post on here… I’m going to try and catch up though.  I’m really glad to see VODA is still creating such quality.  My Instagram has been the most poppin’ lately because I can easily do that from my phone.  Make sure you’re following that for some good memes and what not.

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I was holding off on my purchase until VODA weighed in:

When he said that he really thought the military should have got the contract, I was sold.

The purely organic nature of these videos, with the intro blur and the outro camera “boop” is so authentic.  I love it. I really wish I didn’t live on the other side of the country from Fayetteville NC… being this far away from Brandon (theAKguy), VODA, and J Cole really annoys me.

PART II, where he bullshits for a bit then shoots the Glock 19X:

1:52 – HOLY 😲😲😲 WTF.  That’s like top 5 most dangerously stupid things I’ve ever seen anyone do at a shooting range.  Wow.  Laughs all around though… yikes.

Wow what a thorough review – Conclusion: “To me it feel the same to me as any other Glock.  So, it is what it is.  Bye bye.”

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He’s an authority on this topic guys:

heh this guy.  The Fakemaican accent fades in and out throughout the video, so that’s always a bonus.

For some added humor in this post, if you follow VODA you’ll notice that he’s been rocking RR21 shirts a lot lately.  I hadn’t heard of them before VODA, but I just naturally assumed for whatever reason they were on board with VODAs brand.  WRONG:

That comment was left on a post on @VODA_DOES. As you can see, RR21 says they have nothing to do with VODA, and want nothing to do with him period.  I wonder if they’ll reach out to him to do a t-shirt buyback and tell him to keep their name out of his mouth? 😂😂😂

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Yikes, guys… BIG YIKES:

“Working on shooting mechanics” is what he calls the video.  It’s basically 17 minutes of him trying to impress those two ladies, all while having them “shoot” him with the laser trainers.  He has a real handgun he points at them during all of this because he’s a professional.

2:58 – Talking about how “science” says anything you can’t see doesn’t actually exist until you see it.  He was definitely proud of that one because he knew it would make them think “whoa this guy is incredibly intelligent…”.

He gets into a lot more advanced stuff which is just way too much for a beginner shooter.  At 10:04 he even asks the one lady if she’s comfortable and she say “eeeeeeh so so” because obviously she isn’t…  but whatever this isn’t important it’s all about flexing his knowledge.

11:34 – oh man I burst out laughing when he was like like “I just come over Ahhhh YEsssss yeeSSssss” like a tactical Jafar.  Then the tactical mic drop moment at 12:08 where he confidently slams the gun back into the kydex.

12:50 – LOL same voice “You will trust that your weapon system will work.  It IS your guardian angel yes?”

13:24 – “no no no no no… Relax.. you’re fighting it.  Remember we just talked about it right?”   VODA… smh… I’m sure you say that you ALL the girls.

15:54 – “by aggressively moving forward on him… if that means putting the gun to his chest and blowing his heart out that, you do it.  Because he’s not expecting that.  For him it’s an opportunity, for you it’s life or death.  Make him pay.”  Yikes… the prosecution will love that one.  Then of course he gets them to push the gun against his chest too.

I can’t believe how invested is his own bullshit VODA is.  It’s incredible.  I NEED to take one of his classes undercover-style… I say undercover because I’m pretty sure if he knew it was me taking the class, there’d be an unfortunate negligent discharge.

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Soooo high-speed:

Please sir may I have another?  Ugggggggh where does VODA get these guys to “collab” with him on a video?  Is like they don’t have internet access or google.

I wonder who’s going to recognize that range and get them banned? haha

The RR21 guy’s shirt you can see at 0:02 seconds in is from ICE-T’s group Body Count.  The group is cool, even though the prosecution LOVES that sort of thing if you were to be involved in a self defense shooting haha.  Here’s the music video for the song “Talk Shit, Get Shot” featuring those lyrics on the back of the shirt:

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