Weapons education

Tom from Weapons Education talks some shit:

My mans looking like he’s live from the booth at a fancy Denny’s, an ENDO’s dozen deep into the Budweiser heavies.  Speaking of Denny’s, I slummed it at one a couple weeks ago early in the morning with my girlfriend.  We were in the middle of nowhere in Washington and we were crazy hungry so I agreed we might as well stop rather than just eat Starbucks food like we normally would in such a location.  The Denny’s menu photography was absolutely ON POINT, just as I remembered.  What in fact I didn’t remember, was that when the food shows up it doesn’t look like the picture, nor does it taste like it looks like it would taste in the picture.  My girlfriend got the safe choice.. an All-American slam with sourdough.  I, on the other hand went full potato and got a slam burger (Hash browns, an egg, bacon and Pepper Jack queso on a brioche bun. Served with wavy-cut fries or seasonal fruit.).  When the waiter set it down I was immediately on the fence if I would eat it or not… contrary to the Sheephitter code of conduct I actually eat VERY healthy 99% of the time.  I went to pick the burger up; it was absolutely dripping in grease, and the egg bust (as it should).  I set it down without taking a bite, wiped my hands off and decided I was going to fork and knife it (yea yea I’m a princess who doesn’t want to get his hands greasy and full of yolk).  Anyways, I took one bite and it literally tasted like the meat was soaked in deep fryer oil.  I tried to eat a couple fries, but decided those were bad too.  That’s it I was done, my appetite was gone.  My girlfriend (unsurprised) just laughed and ate most of her “slam”, while I scoured Google Maps “IN MY AREA” for a more ENDO approved establishment.  The waiter asked if there was a problem, and said he could get me something else.  Nice guy; I thanked him but said it was my fault and that I should have ordered something healthier.  I tipped well, and we left.

7:39 – He keeps saying “ARMORlite” rather than Armalite during this “story”.

10:12 – Talks about how he’s pro NRA and screw everyone who isn’t.

In my quick scan of the comments I didn’t see anyone else comment anything like “Are you drunk?”.. surprising, but maybe he moderates those or only has a bunch of his bros following him.  Oh man… this was comment gold though:

Guy: Tom, are you a sheep or a sheepdog? Meaning, if you where in a mall and there is a active shooter would you flee to safety or try to disable the threat? I would like to know how to approach a bad guy with a rifle?

Toms Response: I’ll do a video on that, I will be in attack mode, BTW to save innocent lives, what will you do?

Guy:  I will save my life and family. I pissed Yeager off he thinks I need to take out the active shooter. None of these gun gurus train on how to take out a sniper or a rifleman with a gun. These shooters are wearing armor, shields and they are trained to kill us also

I literally can’t wait for the video on that.

Thoughts?  The video was hard to watch on so many levels.  I’m truly sorry for bringing it to your attention.

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With the python skin holster / belt combo.  🚨 Registered flex offender alert:

haha man, Tom flexes so hard.  Just in case you forgot he was rich, he fixes that in every video.

I don’t have the patience to watch the full 15 minute video, but I can guarantee if you do there are going to be a lot of quotable one liners that only Tom would spit.  Once he gets “in the stu” (2:56) I always really lose interest.  For a rich guy, that room looks like total ass.. and it’s tiny for such a big guy.

His holsters can be found on his website… if you dare to flex so hard.

Thoughts?  Will he stop at python?  Maybe a black rhino skin holster?  Red panda?

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I agree with the sentiment, but damn 13 minutes of him ranting?  Holy god.  Textbook Weapons Education:

So dramatic too.  Weapons Education and Instructor Zero would make amazing cartoon characters.  What if they were a dynamic duo too?  Weapons Education being a Bruce Wayne (Batman) like character past his crime fighting prime but with the money and the toys, and Zero as an unintelligible squirrelly operator version of Robin.  The would have all types of misadventures, and get real pissed off at each other constantly… but in the end their love for the second amendment would keep them strong.  Damn I wish I could draw… I would blow your minds with storylines my brain is already off on a tangent cooking up.

Weapons Eductaion has money and is a 2nd Amendment enthusiast though so whatevs, good for him for making these vids and telling people whatever he always tells them.  He seems to have a pretty large fanbase.

This though is one of the highlights of today (which also happens to be his vid screen cap, oh well)… 9:24:

Weapons-Education-Dual-Wield-Quad-Magazine-Holster

Seriously guys… A dual wield shoulder holster with added small of the back holster QUAD magazine holster.  Yes, you’re seeing that with your own eyes.  The screenshot is for posterity.  May the internet forever be the record.  He has me wanting a similar trolling setup, but with 2 Glocks and six 33 rounders in total.

I know it would be nice to feel warm and fuzzy inside that the ATF actually cares that several hundred thousand or million people don’t want Sig Braces of XM855 green tip ammo banned.  I don’t buy it, just like always the government will just do whatever it wants to.   I mentioned today on twitter about how I wish people would stop sending me White House petitions to post.  That’s another thing which has a proven track record in my eyes of going nowhere.  Honestly the tinfoil hat part of me just thinks the White House petitions are there to collect IP addresses and compile more data on everyone, like they don’t already have enough.

Back to Weapons Education.  I used to give him more of a rough time, but he actually is probably an alright guy if you can get past the delivery and constant wealth flexing.  Yea I’d probably do the same if I had a beautiful wife (his actually does seem really cool), hundreds of guns, and billions of dollars.  No one wants to see me ranting on video alone in my condo in my underwear eating a caesar salad at 10pm, writing this post while LOL’ing at the fire content I have lined up for Instagram tomorrow.  I wish I made that last run-on sentence up, and I could have got more descriptive but I’m not trying to have you guys feeling sorry for me.  In reality my life is actually really cool (says me).

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Tom from Weapons Education tries to rally the troops:

Initially I thought the “purge” threat sounded like it was going to be something racist. We’re good though on the racism thing, he describes the purge threat as “A flash mob of violence” that threatens law enforcement agencies.  I think this guy is probably over embellishing how many “heads of agencies” and sheriffs and all that contacted him to make the video.  This is the first I’ve ever heard of this purge threat, he’s getting pretty worked up about it though.  Frankly I don’t think in general criminals are smart enough to organize this “purge”.  Sure they think they probably are, but if you’re trying to organize thousands of criminals, and even like 5% of them are incredibly intelligent I guarantee the other 95% are going to do an amazing job at fucking up their solid plan.

Is anyone else irritated by the fact this guy is a kazillionaire and yet does videos in that shitty green cloth room that looks like a table at a 1992 gun show?  I am.  I expect that room to be made out of marble, have fountains that run Hoppes #9, and gigantic gold hammer forged barrel pillars.

Oh and since we’re talking about Weapons Education Tom, here is his wife doing bikini modeling.  Also there is no guns in the video just to appease you “EWWW I don’t like mixing girls and guns” weirdos:

In all honesty though if you watch this video, or any of the other videos Tom has done with Tammy she seems like an extremely nice down to earth woman.

Weapons-Education-RetardationThoughts?

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Weapons Education talks to some of the girls working at SHOT, about guns and the second amendment:

I do watch a lot of Weapons Education’s videos, and I have to say he is getting a lot less annoying.  He even had his wife do a video a while back and she seemed really down to earth.

1:30 – Tori Nonaka’s favorite caliber is .40?! *PLAGH pitOOie*  Rocking that purple hair like a boss though.  I see you Tori.

1:54 – More pushing of the G42 as a lady gun haha

Damaris-Iingerie-models-gunsI can’t help but assume the girls in the video from Las Vegas are models with Miss America style scripts. Not that it really matters I suppose, because their job is to look good and bring people in to the booth. Plenty of operators inside the booths to answer technical questions I’m assuming.

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Gather around children, Weapons Retardation is back on my radar.  This guy is too much:

Even though I am bitter at the fact he is Richer, Smarter, and Better than me, I kept him him in my RSS feed so I knew he was still making videos… most of them didn’t look like anything I’d want to watch though.  This video though, caught my eye for two reasons:

  1. I love Glock handguns and anything to do with the company
  2. As you can see above on the video before you hit play, homie pulled a jack move on my Gaston + Wife photoshop for his video icon. Screenshot in case he changes it:

Watching the video I still just can’t believe what a character Weapons Retardation is, and how he managed to gain almost 19000 subscribers!  That’s a lot of people who like being talked down to.  If I wanted to listen to shit like this i’d start going to theater, or fire up random conversations with street people who are high off their rockers.

If this guy ever collaborated with Vigilant Spectre (Defenders Of The Derp) on anything, I would post about it then be able to die happy.

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