He’s too highspeed and has too little drag. Homie realized he needed to slow his roll:
0:00 – Oh lawwwwd ya running with a parachute. I like this video already.
0:32 – How degrading would it be, to have “Instructor Zero’s derp parachute holder” on your resume? *smh*
The filming style of this whole video has a “internet stalker-in-the-bushes” type feel to it. Kinda gave me the creeps. I bet the music was loud just so we couldn’t hear heavy breathing.
1:05 – AHAHHAHA the man is wearing the gasmask on this run. Gold Jerry… gold. Looks like the marketing engineer back at IZHQ is purring along nicely… I can’t wait for it to redline again like in the past. The crests and troughs with this guys internet trolling career are legendary.