Moms with Guns – AmberWatch Alert PSA

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oi13LczGlsE[/youtube]

Awesome video, but I don’t think it is a very effective way to promote their service.

The message of the video is that “You don’t need a gun to protect your kids” from child predator scumbags. First of all, like I mentioned in previous posts I do not give a shit about the lives of murderers, rapists, child predators, etc… so saying you don’t need to shoot them, and that you should instead sign up for an email notification service that AmberWatch provides, and that will protect you kids seriously makes me ROFL.  I say shoot them all the first time they do something that makes them a danger to society.

Riddle me this… so you get an “alert” from AmberWatch which says that a man in a fake icecream truck tried to abduct 2 girls on the other side of the city where your son or daughter is.  What happens next?  Does batman work for Amberwatch? Or do you drop everything you are doing and race through traffic at 80mph frantically trying to find your kid.  All i’m saying is that their business plan seems to have some holes in it. Another big one being the fact that it appears that anyone can submit an “Event” to their website.  Is there any quality control?  The main AmberWatch foundation website says that the alerts are “Vetted And Authenticated by the AmberWatch foundation”, but I really don’t see how.  Do they know where every danger to your child is, but are just waiting for someone to lodge a complaint? I doubt it.

All that said… if I were a parent I probably would sign up for the service, but it would be supplementary to my gun… not instead of it.

AmberWatch Alert website – HERE

One last thing… I hope no one sees that video and trys shooting dual guns in the air.  Not a great idea considering you have no idea where those bullets are ending up.

Hat tip: Charles D

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Jeff June 24, 2010 at 01:45 am

Hahaha, that was hilarious!!!!
things I noticed
1) The woman with the AK racked it when it was loaded
2) The AR-15 ejected cartridges WITH the bullet
3) The woman with the RPD doesnt even have a full belt, why did they even bother to attach the drum?
4) All the guns are military models or black – meant to scare people much?
5) They’re all firing from the hip =P

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Dixie June 24, 2010 at 03:23 am

5) They’re all firing from the hip =P

Haven’t you heard? That’s the best way to mow down large crowds!

I’d love to see a pro-gun group do a parody of this.

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Bryan S. June 24, 2010 at 06:41 am

You dont often see a Mossberg bulpup…

Anyhow.. You dont need a gun to protect you kids, but if you ever need one, you’ll be glad you have it.

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Sean OH June 24, 2010 at 08:15 am

I have a CCW permit and I carry. I also use the amber alert txt messages to my cell phone, just in case I can help others. I ALSO KNOW WHERE MY KIDS ARE AT ALL TIMES and teach them safety habits. Parenting is a full time job, and I use all of the resources at my disposal to make it easier. Parents who let someone else watch over their children aren’t doing their job. Not saying that a good parent has never had a child abducted, but I make it harder on the bad guys.

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Grudge June 24, 2010 at 09:32 am

I love the woman with the dual guns…..watch out for those shell casings bouncing off your head! LOL

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stomp June 24, 2010 at 09:56 am

I like the black woman with that commi gun….. RPK? Her arm fat and boobs shake when she fires it!

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Dan June 24, 2010 at 03:19 pm

Is it just me, or at 47-48 seconds does that RPD look like a .22 trainer?

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snoopycomputer June 24, 2010 at 03:19 pm

A gun is of no use without the intel on where the trouble is.
Intel is of no use without a means to do something about it.

Much like firing from the hip in the commercial, without knowing your kids may in trouble, you miss the mark.
And much like their overall demeanor in the commercial, knowing your kids are in trouble, but not having the right tools at your disposal just makes you look like an idiot.

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TrevC June 24, 2010 at 11:19 pm

if I were a parent I probably would sign up for the service, but it would be supplementary to my gun… not instead of it.

^^^^^ Hell yeah. My thoughts exactly.

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blackcat June 24, 2010 at 11:25 pm

that was totally fucking awsome i wish my mom was like that

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Phil June 25, 2010 at 07:12 am

they should have used milfs

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Trent June 25, 2010 at 01:13 pm

Phil, don’t you know that “real women” are all fat with poor fashion or bad hair?

It really drives me nuts when feminist groups claim that women who exercise and take care of their appearance aren’t “real women”.

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