Loudmouth Justin Bieber Looking Kid Shoots His SKS Into The Mud

I wouldn’t last 10 seconds in a room with this kid:

Also since when is the SKS ever called a chopper? I’ve only heard the AK-47 being referred to as a chopper.

I hope the real Justin Bieber changes his haircut up soon because I’m tired of seeing young guys that look like lesbians (yes I’m aware of lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com ).  I guess every generation follows celebrity trends to a certain extent, I just figured looking like a girl would never become a way to actually GET girls… figures..

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Mike S. November 19, 2010 at 01:07 am

Careful now, you’re gonna have a angry lesbian with a “banned Geneva Convention” rifle out to get you.

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Halo_Storm November 19, 2010 at 01:09 am

The voice at the beginning of the first video reminds me of meatwad from ATHF.

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Chad November 19, 2010 at 01:28 am

Oh. My. God. There is so much wrong with that entire situation that I can’t even form a coherent response. For the love of God, someone please chlorinate the gene pool!

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Ed November 19, 2010 at 02:33 am

These are the gems we need to cherish so we can embarrass children with them later. Unfortunately for out intrepid duo here, I don’t think they will ever be embarrassed by this. Things like this make me ashamed to be an American.

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PFULMTL November 19, 2010 at 03:14 am

“Chopper” is slang for an automatic firearm. An example of it used in a track is here at about 1:45
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JORi6oeNrM&feature=related

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Jeff November 19, 2010 at 06:07 am

What we have is a little boy trying to look like a little girl trying to act all gansta and shit.
Fo shizzle us wanna be red necks also like get down in da hood.

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Josh November 19, 2010 at 11:12 am

That idiot holding the camera sounds like Broomhauer from “King of the Hill.” Every time these two open their mouths to speak I start hearing “Dueling Banjos.”

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Dom November 19, 2010 at 11:34 am

You know, when I was this age I, too, was full of both shit and aggression. I did grow out of it, though. I think what you’re really looking at here is a product of the decline of the American family. Makes me think we should do like others and have mandatory military service. He needs somebody to slap the stupid off of him and get him a haircut. I know the Marines are still up to the job.

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proud hipoint user November 19, 2010 at 12:57 pm

welll he does have trigger control :-) lol but sigh they sadly makeing people look bad i never heard of a semiautomatic chopper lol has to be full auto to be consider that

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JonMac November 19, 2010 at 02:29 pm

Jesus H Christ. ‘People’ like this really exist eh? At least our chavs don’t have guns. It’s the only sound argument for gun control I think I’ve ever seen.

I never knew the SKS was banned by the Geneva Convention. Nor that a foot-shot from it = insta-kill.

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ariggsd November 19, 2010 at 03:09 pm

it’s “gangsta” wanna be kids like this that gives teen gun enthusiasts like me a bad name…..

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Sean Casey November 19, 2010 at 03:59 pm

I thin the initial phrase, “I wouldn’t last ten minutes in a room with this kid” is backwards. He would not last ten minutes in a room with us! No eye protection, no ear protection, stupidity in it’s highest forms with gun handling, etc.

The Marines would chew these two up hard. I know they did a nice job with me!

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Armand November 19, 2010 at 04:27 pm

This makes me hate people in general even more…

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Jared November 19, 2010 at 05:39 pm

To those who think the Marines would take care of them.

I doubt these two will end up with a High School diploma and even be able to join the Marines.

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Josh November 19, 2010 at 06:38 pm

I thought the Marines took recruits with a high school diploma and sent them straight to OCS. Anyone without one was still good!

LOL. Just kidding Marines…

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John November 21, 2010 at 11:10 am

“Kill.
Strangle.
Kill.
Strangle.”

The very thoughts that went through my head as I watched this video.

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Ohio Sean November 22, 2010 at 06:10 pm

O MY GAWD. shakes head
I know its a small detail when there is so much WTF in this video, but cant the cameraman get his $%#@ finger out of the frame?

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1911A1 November 24, 2010 at 07:54 pm

“Chopper” is an affectionate moniker for the venerable M1928 Thompson, also called a Chicago Typewriter when not being called a Tommy Gun.

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Isaac November 26, 2010 at 09:50 pm

:.( I just went and had a vasectomy because of this video….. I really wouldnt want to have kids grow up in a world with those two….

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Tam November 28, 2010 at 11:35 am

“Redleg this is Ripper Bravo; adjust fire. Unsafe yahoos in the open…”

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Josh December 1, 2010 at 06:19 pm

You left out the location. That’s gotta go in between the warning order and the target description.

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Shootin' Buddy November 28, 2010 at 06:28 pm

“For the love of God, someone please chlorinate the gene pool!”

We are too late, but still a good idea. Every day I an reminded that before we left the South in 1877, we should have sterilized every single White male down there so we would have to listen to their ancestors behave like morons and quote rap lyrics.

Next time we march the banjos all into the sea so we don’t have to watch another moronic video like this.

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Tam November 28, 2010 at 08:07 pm

Shootin’ Buddy,

This was filmed in Hendricks County.

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Shootin' Buddy November 28, 2010 at 08:57 pm

Like I said, if we could sterilize every Southern White male we wouldn’t have them immigrating up north of the Ohio and making moronic videos and quoting rap videos. Maybe just cage them when they are born?

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Tam November 28, 2010 at 11:14 pm

How are you going to do that? Form a focus group and ask them to stop? Make a picket line? Vote for Obama some more?

Like there are any males of any hue north of the Ohio that could even lift a gun, much less figure out how to make it fire…

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SB is an asshole November 28, 2010 at 10:18 pm

FU SB. Seriously. WTF, mate? That rocking chair looks comfy. And you may be thinking of the Descendants, though you probably meant descendants. I would(n’t) know.

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Josh November 28, 2010 at 10:25 pm

…you may be thinking of the Descendants, though you probably meant descendants…

Kinda f’ed that one up.

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Josh November 28, 2010 at 10:30 pm

I think what was trying to be pointed out was that

…we should have sterilized every single White male down there so we would have to listen to their ancestors behave like morons and quote rap lyrics…

is retarded for a couple of reasons.

1) Sterilizing would be to prevent something from happening, so we WOULDN’T have to listen…
2) Sterilizing people would do nothing to prevent their ANCESTORS from doing something. That’s like saying I’m going to shoot you so that your dad was never born.

Oh, and “white” is not a proper noun, there’s no reason for it to be capitalized.

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Wayne December 1, 2010 at 05:56 pm

You don’t HAVE to be a yankee to be an asshole.

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Austin January 15, 2011 at 12:43 pm

I believe he was referencing a Chopper Gunner from Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2. In the fact that this gun has incredible firepower and can kill someone just by shooting them in the foot. None of the other conclusions make sense, and at first I did hear him say Chopper Gunner. And he seems like the kind of kid who would say that.

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