Steve, Just because “I Like Guns” was a moderate internet success, it doesn’t mean you have to beat a dead horse and make EVERY SONG you sing about guns, and to drag your whole family into it too…
Don’t believe me? Here’s his album track list:
- I Like Guns
- The Shoot Out
- Time To Get a Gun
- Pistol In My Hand
- Devil’s Right Hand
- Gun Shy Dog
- Rock Salt and Nails
- I’ll Give Up My Gun
- Modern Day Bonnie and Clyde
- Don’t Take Your Guns To Town
- 7 Shells
- She Don’t Like Guns
“Mike you’re an asshole” you say. Well good sir, take a gander and his newest videos and tell me you don’t think it’s time he calls it quits:
0:00 – 0:11 – The location of the video is being revealed… Steve and his “band” are in shitty plywood room with taxidermy everywhere.
0:24 – Guitar rack with guns in it… cute.
0:40 – I’ve came to the realization that everyone so far appears to be heavily sedated
0:43 – Not even 1 minute in, and that lady (his wife?) is getting on my nerves… she needs to wash her hair and run a damn comb through it. Seriously, right now… I’ll wait.
0:58 – Girl in black woke up and started harmonizing
1:32 – “She loved me when I was 22, nothings changed and now i’m 45” <—- ah I see what you did there
1:42 – Jean jacket girl with shotgun shell bandoleer puts bow to lever action
1:48 – Steve starts actin a fool and muzzle sweeping everyone behind the camera
1:53 – Faking some slide guitar on some type of rifle.. Remington 7615 maybe?
2:17 – Uh Oh.. the Xanax kicked in.
2:19 – Harmony chick is back.. fierce as ever
2:29 – Hippy sweater chick pretends to play the harmonica from this point on
2:52 – “Is this song almost over? I need a bump.”
2:58 – Wide angle shot of shitty plywood room.
If you’re not already trying to puncture your ear drums with a round of .223, then take a listen to his other new song:
Seriously, they “tour”, and have a bus?
Also, what makes the album so special that anyone would want to spend $29 on it?!
By all means, if you like his music then buy a copy – HERE
If you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go work on my songs about my life as an owner of multiple Glocks… Expect the album to drop in a few months :P