Most Tactical AR-15 Ever

Try as you will, you will never be this tactical:

Hahah that guy is pretty good. It’s almost like he believes what he’s saying, I love it.  The mispronunciations were a nice touch too.

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TSN4 June 14, 2011 at 12:56 am

No bayonet? Fail.

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Ed June 14, 2011 at 01:34 am

I almost died when he was talking about the meat snacks and Rolos.

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That one guy June 14, 2011 at 03:35 am

Sadly, in the end, it’s still just a ramped up .22(5.56mm is still .223. And you cant spell .223 without .22). A plain AR-10 is better than that monstrosity.

And it’s missing a Pyke, Hammer, Javelin and Bayonet lol. Dem ANMC creatures will eat you alive without them! xD

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Punish3r June 14, 2011 at 03:42 am

that was too funny.. ya meat snacks was epic lol

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Dillankid June 14, 2011 at 07:30 am

E-I-Otech Heat Seeking Night Vision Scope – Where can I get one of those?!?!? And his dot is the rainbow edition? It makes the “leopard” scope night vision all because of a red dot? Wow. I’m amazed at something about this video…can’t quite place what though…

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tony June 14, 2011 at 10:28 am

This guy is a freakin comic genius!

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Snack King June 14, 2011 at 03:22 pm

Tactical snacks, just reach back for some quick energy while laying down those thirty round bursts. AWESOME!

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Raph84 June 14, 2011 at 04:11 pm

the RTT CQB man reference @3:27 (“slaying bodies”) was the perfect cherry on top

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bigghoss June 14, 2011 at 04:12 pm

TL;DW only got about 2 min in. almost as funny as the “ninja glock”

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mlk18 June 14, 2011 at 04:52 pm

I demand that the makers of this video put a disclaimer on it that it’s a joke. Otherwise hundreds and hundreds of noobs and mall ninjas will begin outfitting their AR’s like this.

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Antibubba June 15, 2011 at 03:08 pm

I’m just thinking of that scene from The Graduate, except when The older gentleman gives Benjamin his business advice, he says “Aftermarket AR accessories”.

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Critter June 14, 2011 at 06:40 pm

i gotta get some tactial meat snacks.

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Phil June 14, 2011 at 08:58 pm

I got ur tactical meat treat right here!

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RWC June 15, 2011 at 10:28 am

Oh gawd I hope the MSM and political hacks use this as an educational video.

ROFL.

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ozzy June 15, 2011 at 01:52 pm

What no p-38? How’s he gonna open up that can of whoop ass?

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Grant palas June 16, 2011 at 09:35 pm

that is BAD ASS on so many levels, i think im going cry.

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Mike August 20, 2011 at 09:31 am

I had a straight face up until rolos, that was pretty funny but I couldn’t’ help picturing the m4carbine.net elitists watching this in disgust.

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Eric June 16, 2012 at 07:57 pm

I just laughed like I’ve never laughed before. Outstanding. Thank you.

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