Free Dog With Gun Purchase

The complete home defense package:

Bonus that you get that good looking dog for free.

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That one guy August 4, 2011 at 01:57 am

This is how you market guns. With a free muddafuckin animal or toy or candy.
I would buy a glock for the candy.

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Johnny Come Lately August 4, 2011 at 03:47 am

No. Noooooope. No sale. Yellow labs are the P22 of dogs.

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Quint August 4, 2011 at 06:29 am

Whats wrong with P22s, or Golden Retrievers for that matter?

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ENDO-Mike August 4, 2011 at 11:55 am

ahhahaha. Yea I’d prefer a German Shepherd too, but what can you do.

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That one guy August 4, 2011 at 03:46 pm

You dont want a german shepherd. Unless you train them they’re big, stupid, and refuse to shut up. Sweetest dogs ever, but do you really want to get clobbered every time you get home, or go up and down stairs, or in and out the back door?

Get a Lab. Or a wiener dog. Or a pitbull. Or a bulldog. Something loving that wont beat your ass out of excitement xD

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Josh August 4, 2011 at 05:24 pm

…Get a Lab. Or a wiener dog. Or a pitbull…

Yes, pitbulls… sweetest dogs ever. They never cause any problems.

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That one guy August 4, 2011 at 11:34 pm

It’s all in how you raise em. Do it right and they’re the sweetest things ever.

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ENDO-Mike August 4, 2011 at 06:02 pm

What if I got a wiener dog german shepherd cross? :P

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Josh August 4, 2011 at 08:55 pm

It would probably eat itself

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Sid August 4, 2011 at 07:52 am

Okay…… I see where you are going with this offer…… but what if a I buy an NFA weapon? Do you throw in some high capacity magazines and a dog house or kennel fence?

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Dean August 4, 2011 at 11:54 am

If you buy an NFA weapon, you sealed the dog’s fate. The ATF will come shoot it and sprinkle cocaine all over your house.

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Mark August 4, 2011 at 08:01 am

The sign should’ve said “Buy a gun and I’ll give you my wife. Or just take her. I don’t care.”

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Frank August 4, 2011 at 08:13 am

Your comment reminds me of “Big bill Hell’s” on Youtube. lol

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Mr Maigo August 4, 2011 at 09:03 am

“Free gun with purchase of wife.”

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cc19 August 4, 2011 at 12:29 pm

“Please pick up your brass and dog poop after range use.”

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lone survivor August 4, 2011 at 08:52 pm

Buy a gun , get a free dog or get a free wife.
No thanks. But how about a free ATV?

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Johnny Come Lately August 5, 2011 at 03:18 am

Quint: *In my experience* both are finicky, prone to chronic health problems, and generally not worth the money spent on them. Additionally every yellow lab I’ve ever met is dumber than a box of hammers, I assume due to generations of inbreeding to keep them “pure”.

Also please note that a yellow lab (pictured) is not the same thing as a golden retriever. I fuckin’ love retrievers.

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That one guy August 6, 2011 at 02:13 pm

Where can i purchase said box of hammers? I mean, a whole box? Stacked with hammers inside? HAMMERS IN BULK? Screw spitting at the cars from that overpass jeff, we’ve got HAMMERS to throw instead! LOTS OF THEM!

Sell some of em too. To kids, convicts, everyday family men…. it’s like a drug xD

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Alex B August 6, 2011 at 10:06 am

just train the dog to pick up brass!
and bring the target to you!

and you’re set!

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