Gaston Glock And His Lovely New Wife

After a seven-year relationship and a few days after his 82nd Birthday entrepreneur married Gaston Glock, the 31-year-old Kathrin Veldenerin Tschikof.

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Gaston actually looks pretty healthy for 82, hopefully he’s got a decade or more left in him.   If she does one thing, it should be to push him to make a rifle before his time is up.

/end glock fanboy rant.

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bima86 September 21, 2011 at 12:18 am

a Glock rifle ?? now that’s a good idea.. why haven’t I thought of that before :D

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PCollen January 12, 2012 at 05:30 pm

Cause you aren’t G. Glock !!!

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DaveP September 21, 2011 at 01:54 am

I hope I could do as well at age 82… Go Gaston!

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mlk18 September 21, 2011 at 08:29 am

She is the only Glock that should have a big hump in the back.

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Crunkleross September 21, 2011 at 08:31 am
Vhyrus September 22, 2011 at 10:50 pm

You, sir, just won one MILLION internets!

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Case September 21, 2011 at 08:33 am

But if Glock made a rifle / carbine… wouldn’t that negate the market for Glock stock adapters?

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Cougar September 21, 2011 at 09:24 am

not likely, unless the carbine is just a bodykit for the pistol

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Case September 21, 2011 at 10:41 am

I made the statement slightly ironically. See the advertisement on the right side of this page.

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ENDO-Mike September 21, 2011 at 12:15 pm

Nah, I’m not worried about it.

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Jp September 21, 2011 at 11:40 am

For sure he loves plastic!

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Crunkleross September 21, 2011 at 02:06 pm

FTW!!!!!

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Legacy September 21, 2011 at 12:57 pm

Look like ol’ Gaston took some ques from Hugh Hefner.

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Crunkleross September 21, 2011 at 02:06 pm

She is in the running for number one glocksucker that’s for sure.

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affe September 21, 2011 at 02:15 pm

Looks like the geh marriage thing is legal in Austria. He looks like a prissy queer who likes to get spanked and she looks like his whip-wielding tranny toy.

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Perturbo September 22, 2011 at 12:03 pm

Jealous much?

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affe September 22, 2011 at 02:33 pm

Nope. He’s welcome to him.

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ozwald September 21, 2011 at 10:26 pm

i think she’s just in to him because no one shoots like Gaston.

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Critter September 22, 2011 at 10:52 am

no one tromps around wearing big boots like Gaston…

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Critter September 22, 2011 at 10:54 am

a glock rifle? just not ANOTHER ar15 platform, for the love of gawd….

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ENDO-Mike September 22, 2011 at 01:42 pm

Ugh no kidding!

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Steve September 23, 2011 at 07:22 am

This explains why Gaston’s not paying attention to the Gen4 QC issues…

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Alex Q February 7, 2012 at 11:23 pm

whats wrong with it? Mine 22 gen 4 functions great and i had it for few years with no problems

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workforcetrust December 10, 2011 at 01:55 pm

She is a sucker and she seems to be glad ;-)

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Baibonn January 24, 2012 at 04:08 am

In fairness, the couple have some facial similarities. I wish them well.

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trampler February 21, 2012 at 07:38 pm

she needs a conversion kit for her face

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April 25, 2012 at 07:19 am

Her name ist not “Veldenerin”. She lives in Velden, a village in Carinthia.

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G17L April 24, 2013 at 06:57 am

So since this Twatikof chick has been in the picture all of Gaston’s immediate family have been pushed or fired from the FAMILY business. Make me wonder if and when Gaston kicks the proverbial bucket if his business will be selling guns or shovels to clean up horse shit.

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fred July 13, 2013 at 04:30 pm

I think Gaston is doing just fine. Only an envious person would begrudge an old man a little love.

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