Kalashnikitty

Complete with shoulder thing that goes up and high capacity assault magazine:

Not California compliant unfortunately.  Reminds me of CornerShot Kitty, and even Machine Gun Cat.

The grin on this cat is the absolute best.  Better hope the recoil is minimal our you’ll be getting a face full of cat ass on every shot.

One more thing… BAN ASSAULT CATS!

Hat tip: Phil

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Branko February 28, 2012 at 02:34 am

you forgot, it’s assault CLIP %-)

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Kate February 28, 2012 at 07:16 am

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The scope is installed backwards.

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Heath February 28, 2012 at 07:24 am

That’s funny.

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ExurbanKevin February 28, 2012 at 07:35 am

Unfortunately, it’s not compatible with a silencer.

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SGB February 28, 2012 at 07:36 am

Hilarity!

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spencer wade February 28, 2012 at 09:40 am

yall are confused about assualt rifles. they are def. by being about to shoot controled burst from the sholder. just like it up im miss a few minor details

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Matt_Mg February 28, 2012 at 11:37 am

No bayonet lug?

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Brian in CA February 28, 2012 at 11:37 am

No big deal, throw a grip wrap on the pistol grip and use those pre-bans to your hearts content and to hell with the bullet buttons- it’s a featureless ‘assault kitteh’. No shoulder thing that goes up either- it’s a cat, not Predator.

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Josh February 28, 2012 at 11:51 am

Better hope the recoil is minimal our you’ll be getting a face full of cat ass on every shot.

You say that like a face full of cat ass is a bad thing! Assault cats sound less dangerous than laser cats – http://www.hulu.com/watch/209651/saturday-night-live-laser-cats-1

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ExurbanKevin February 28, 2012 at 12:40 pm

The most dangerous of all are the Gunsmith Cats.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gunsmith_Cats

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The Juno February 28, 2012 at 05:22 pm

One of my favorite series ever, and what led me to get hooked on CZ.

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cc19 February 28, 2012 at 07:56 pm

Ditto. In fact I did manage a few years back to score a 98-99% short-slide model off a cz forum. I’m never selling that baby!

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ENDO-Mike February 29, 2012 at 02:40 pm

Laser Cats was so epic.

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Church February 29, 2012 at 06:16 am

I think facefull of cat ass my stick even when there is no cat involved. Thanks Mike.

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