Church Shootout In A Music Video – God & Guns

Brotha Ruff Brings it… the action starts at 3:06:

And when I say action I mean, corny church shootout between good and evil using automatic 1911 handguns.   The special effects are so bad it’s hard to watch.  I especially like how “Evil” has on a slick rick style eye patch and wave cap.  You all thought since I’m white I wouldn’t know that huh?  I know Evil’s got his 360 waves spinnin’.

Despite the production of the video, the rapper Brotha Ruff is actually really good.  His flow reminds me of Xzibit.  “Yo Dawg, I heard you like”… never mind I can’t think of a good one.

OH LAWD Will the well of internet gun humor ever run dry?  Thankfully it doesn’t look like it.

Thoughts?

Hat tip: Daniel

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Alex R May 11, 2012 at 01:42 am

They look like Ruger P-Series pistols, actually.

And I agree that his flow is pretty good.

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Alex R May 11, 2012 at 01:50 am

Oh wait, a white dude comes out of nowhere with a 1911 and maybe another Ruger.

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RWC May 11, 2012 at 07:02 am

Danny Trejo’s career really took a nose dive.

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RWC May 11, 2012 at 07:04 am

Well, couldn’t get past 2 minutes. Started to feel an epileptic seizure coming on.

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Raph84 May 11, 2012 at 07:23 am

So Catholics and Mormons are evil…and strapped…good to know. This is why I hate religion

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Punish3r May 11, 2012 at 01:21 pm

That was the longest intro ever jeez.. bad bad bad effects. Not to mention no one can hit shit.

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032125 May 11, 2012 at 03:37 pm

If you have a pistol in your hand and your best option is to attempt to run up the wall and face-kick your opponent (who is less than ten feet away), perhaps some range time is in order. Either that, or you’ve learned to gunfight from Buck Yeager.

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Church May 11, 2012 at 07:49 pm

Why were feathers flying?

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ENDO-Mike May 27, 2012 at 10:00 pm

I think Brother Ruff is supposed to be an Angel.

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Kevin May 11, 2012 at 10:11 pm

lol if he came around a corner with a gun stance like that I’d shoot him in the head before the gun was past his belly button.

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Critter May 12, 2012 at 12:33 am

yes, Catholics are strapped. I freaking love religion.

there should be more gunfights in church as it would liven up the service.

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Andrew May 12, 2012 at 06:07 am

The music sounds almost tech n9ne-ish.

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John May 12, 2012 at 06:02 pm

@Andrew he reminds me more of DubC than Tech 9ne

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