I’d quote a line from it, but it’s all awesome. I really can’t get enough of “Shit ____ say” videos.
Hat tip: Reg
“I fuckin’ love the Marine Corps… I miss that shit!”
No matter what they say the rest of the time almost every veteran will say that after a few beers. Especially combat vets.
Only ever heard one vet talk about his time in the first Iraq war. Never had the balls to talk about anyone’s time in service after that.
i actually loved that lol
In all fairness, discussions/conversations about one’s penis or masturbation, is not the sole domain of the USMC. Try spening some time with some USN Deep Sea Divers…
What’s really funny about this is you see so few Marines in college. I went to a school that was 80,000 students across all it’s campuses (Penn State). These G.I Bill Jokers lasted one maybe two semesters. Turns out they all knew everything about everything but couldn’t cut it in a classroom.
Wow Dave…I graduated EE from my college. Being in the military only made me look at civilians with great disdain as they complained about semantical bullshit while daddy pays their tuition and their rent with their shitty metro emo I hate myself hair cuts and Blink 182 tattoos. Don’t be jealous of those who served.
Sorry War, it’s not me who has the jealousy issues.
See your own post as evidence of your jealousy issues.
here we go again with another anti-military poster who wants to do nothing more than to let everyone know how much better they are than guys who served in the military. Next you are gonna tell me that the military isnt work, its all just a welfare program for people who cant get jobs on the private side and couldnt make it in the civillian world.
1st off, the percentage of people with college degrees in the military is way higher than the percentage of people with degrees that never joined. And 2nd, the private sector doesnt let me kill people haha
Just like the dolts from the military who show up and want to tell everyone how special they are cause they were able to volunteer and sign their name on a contract that most of them will later bitch about because they didn’t read it and trusted a recruiter. If the Marine Corp was that great, why would they leave?
It was great watching these know it all Marines drop out because they couldn’t figure out what they needed to do to pass the class. Instead they were so focused on doing battle with a prof who had a highly subjective grading model. Smart move there smart Marine.
“1st off, the percentage of people with college degrees in the military is way higher than the percentage of people with degrees that never joined”
I’d like to see you’re citation to back up this claim. Furthermore, who many of those in the military got a degree then enlisted or were commissioned. If you get a degree, and enlist and not seek a commission then you’re either pretty damn stupid or you set your goals pretty damn low.
thee is a certain pride when it comes to being enlisted. also many peple value their common sense
When you have little skill, education, or smarts you’ll cling to pride and honor and other crap that’s not worth a bucket of warm piss.
Why are there so many homeless vets? You guys are like 78x more likely to be homeless than a college grad.
according to military.com 42.7 percent have colege degrees. its not hard to googls
that with only about 30% of Americans of adult age have college degrees. and that is not excluding the military’s numbers
Funny, I can’t find that 42% reference anywhere using “googls”. The only number I can find is that 6000 people with a college degree enlisted in the Army in 2010.
Given that you need to have a college degree to be a commissioned officer, your 42% figure has be be pulled using total force and not just the enlisted morons.
“Furthermore, who many of those in the military got a degree then enlisted or were commissioned. If you get a degree, and enlist and not seek a commission then you’re either pretty damn stupid or you set your goals pretty damn low.”
and im so glad i have people like you to tell me what the military is like. how in the world would i know if i didnt have people like you to tell me. im sure your desk job is super important,
I have a lot of people like you working for me, telling me how stupid I am and how college was such a waste of money. Then they tell me all about there honor and moral constitution.
I’ll keep my desk and office and you can take the shit work you can find and beg a guy like me for a job. I actively avoid applications that list prior military service. I have enough know nothing know-it-alls working for me who all think they’re special and owed something for signing on the dotted line.
dave making gay porn doesnt count
Dave, as a Marine who’s def NOT ever college material, I will say that of marines enlisted right now, a good bit of them already have 2 years of credits and where just fucking bored with going to college.
Problem with that is, after being in the shit I dont know how its not going to be a snoozefest now.
“I actively avoid applications that list prior military service.”
Wouldn’t this be newsworthy if an employer was ever caught doing something discriminatory like this? You’re a real piece of shit brah.
“I actively avoid using my brain to judge people fairly instead of based on utterly stupid metrics like prior service”
Interesting Dave…So your probably a manager at McDonalds or Wal-Mart than..
i love these vids. i know several folks who’ve been out there and this is a pretty good compilation (whether Marine or Soldier) of what one hears. pure gold.
also, once one has been shot at a few times the little problems that the average person worries about suddenly assume their proper proportions.
Ha. Love the choke hold.
You know dave’s just fucking with you right? Don’t let him trouble your jeremies….
Remember, he said those enlisted mouth breathers have common sense.
I was in the Marine Corps, and this vid is pretty much spot on for nowadays. Of course, I was in back when the Corps was actually feared and respected, and not the bunch of over-entitled faggoty little douchebags like it is now. But hey, far be it from me to try to dissuade some little E-nothing fobbit from asking the Viet Vet behind the counter at Autozone if he can have military discount. Yeah. That shi happened. We just stare at the guy until he shut the fuck up and swiped his debit card. Fucking faggots, man. No respect anymore.
Semper Fi, little bitches.
At Tun Tavern: 1st man to join the Marines signs up….watches 2nd man…”Man, in the OLD Corps, we didn’t let pussies like you……”
Glad to have been your taxi driver. Otherwise, I would have had to let the ARMY (shudder) on my ship.
you bastard. loooooooooooooool
way too good! hahaha!
I pulled 8 years in uniform (4 with the E’s, and 4 with the O’s) with the USN. Desert Shield/Storm and all that boring ass shit before and after. 20+years later, one advanced degree, senior position with the USG, and I still fuckin’ curse every five fuckin’ seconds and miss the fuckin’ fleet….although I’m glad I’m not at sea and laugh at all those dumb fucks ex-shipmates that are still sailing away.
Douchebags still owe me beer.
I didn’t know any Marines like this in college. But in middle school, I knew a kid whose brother was an active duty Marine. The kid would not shut the hell up about the motherfucking Marines, and how awesome it would be when he enlisted.
Years later I went to the hardware store in my hometown, and he was working there.
Me: “Oh, hi. We had art class together in middle school.”
Him: “Hi, yeah, I remember you.”
Him: “Oh. Nah…”
Him: “I’m considering the Air Force…”
DAVES A DOUCHE…
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