New Glock Slogan Ideas

“The Glock is a great weapon as long as you keep your eye on it, and keep your guard up”:

LOL his new slogan ideas:

  • Glock – So Simple Even Cops Can Use Them
  • Glock – Because You Have A Small Penis
  • Glock – Gamers Think We’re Cool

And more….

TheYankeeMarshal is a funny dude if you can get past the subtitles that require 100% of your attention in order to not miss jokes.

What’s your idea for a new slogan?  I’m going with “Glock – Plastic Fantastic”.

On a related note I was pretty choked (not really, but sorta :/) that Glock quit following me on Twitter.  Must have been one two many lovable comments I made at their expense that they decided to sever all twitter ties with me.  Or maybe they just get sick of my rap quotes, and quotes from The Wire.  Follow me if you have twitter @GunBlog.  It’s too bad Magnum Research doesn’t have Twitter… I was expecting them to be @Deagle but it’s just some slick Asian dude.

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James M&P July 17, 2012 at 12:51 am

Glock- Cause Hipsters are mad you paid less for a better gun.

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dave w July 17, 2012 at 12:56 am

all those sideways hat and baggy short self twitpics made me stop following you.
Glock – because you cant afford anything better, but you are the wrong color for hipoint

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ENDO-Mike July 17, 2012 at 12:59 am

haha good to know you were fine with the duck lips I do in every mirror shot. :P

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Jeep July 17, 2012 at 03:00 am

Glock – because your wife won’t go through a mud bath and keep working.
or
Glock – the other tough piece of kit imported from Austria. Along with the Governator.

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bima July 17, 2012 at 03:50 am

Glock – instant gangsta’ swag..

(i have no idea what swag means, but teens these days say it like it’s something (they think is) cool)

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Ryan C July 17, 2012 at 04:38 am

Glock – You won’t hate it.

Glock – Like sleeping with a fat chick. Ugly, nothing to brag about, but it’s always down for heavy use.

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MrMaigo July 17, 2012 at 06:38 am

He’s such a troll

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BrowningBottoms July 17, 2012 at 08:12 am

Glock – The Magpul MBUS of the pistol world.
Glock – Looks like about 150lbs of chewed bubble gum but keeps on chewing.
Glock – Because the Chinese can’t copy it if it’s not entirely made out of plastic.
Glock – The butt plug won’t cause incontinence.
Glock – Because James Yeager carries one and you love his t-shirts.

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Jason July 17, 2012 at 09:19 am

Glock – Because rappers can’t pronounce Sig Sauer.

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DaveP. July 17, 2012 at 10:34 am

Glock- because police departments and militaries in 47 nations, plus the U.S. Marshalls Service, the FBI, the DEA, and about a solid third of all police departments in America must be either wimps or just not cool enough to use a 100-year-old design intended for horse cavalry.

Glock- only nerds carry the most successful handgun in history.

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PJ July 17, 2012 at 10:52 am

GLOCK- Perfection. Finally. (4th time’s the charm)

GLOCK- Because you can’t afford an H&K.

GLOCK- Because the 1911 is not a modern enough design and anything designed after the GLOCK is too untested to be relied on.

I don’t really have a problem with GLOCKS, they’re probably the best gun for someone who’s not a gun nut (no safety to worry about, very simple to operate, forgiving about improper maintenance, etc.) It’s why so many law enforcement agencies issue them, most people in law enforcement are not really into guns/gun culture. I just hate how GLOCK fanboys pretend that every other gun ever made sucks and that there are absolutely no disadvantages to the GLOCK design.

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DaveP. July 17, 2012 at 11:43 am

yep- too simple to use to be relied upon in an emergency and while distracted. Because real operators use complex guns that need massive amounts of training and practice to use correctly.

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Bear July 17, 2012 at 11:48 am

Or — they use alternative simple guns like XD or M&P.

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PJ July 18, 2012 at 11:19 am

Which also feature things like loaded chamber and chocking indicators.

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Paul Schwa July 18, 2012 at 06:31 pm

Some of us learn to spell, or at least check before we hit “ENTER”.

Sorry, fool, I won’t take seriously the comment from an idiot who can’t spell.
It’s time for everyone else on the internet to take up the call:
If you’re too stupid to correct your second grade spelling errors you are too stupid for anyone to take seriously.

Sorry, even if I agree with you, you make all on your side look as if we are idiots if you can’t even proofread your f**king comments before you hit “ENTER”.

Just because this is the “Internet” does not mean grammer does not count.
Grow up. It’s called a “Dictionary”. I keep one beside my computer because “spell check” is not universal.
You may think it isn’t a big deal, but any educated person just sees you as a fool.

PS:
Glocks Blow!!!

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PJ July 19, 2012 at 12:19 pm

Dude chill. I miss hit the key and autocorrect change what was meant to be “cocking” into “chocking.” I officially apologize to you and any other spelling and grammar nazis who read this.

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AuricTech July 19, 2012 at 02:17 pm

I find it amusing that you managed to misspell “grammar” in your rant about spelling.

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Jwhite July 19, 2012 at 03:01 pm

oh my god… go home dude. No one cares about your amazing literary prowess. Seriously. No one wants to hear it. If you dont want to take his comments seriously because he fucking misspelled a word, or forgot to put an apostrophe between the ‘re in your, if you catch my drift, fucking move on.

God damn grammar Nazis on the internet. Like chaperons at prom. Fuck off, we’re gonna go smoke this joint, dont be a buzz kill.

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MrColionNoir July 17, 2012 at 12:34 pm

Thank You! #OperatorLife

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DaveP. July 17, 2012 at 11:48 am

…also, I think that’s the first time I’ve heard the FBI referrred to as “not really into guns”.

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PJ July 18, 2012 at 11:16 am

Most agents are not. The FBI isn’t made up of door kickers. They need a simple to operate sidearm so that they can spend less time on firearms training and more time training them about how to conduct criminal investigations. Same reason they switched from the 10mm to the .40 S&W.

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thebronze July 17, 2012 at 06:02 pm

You mean like 1911 fanboys?

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ENDO-Mike July 17, 2012 at 06:03 pm

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Shots fired! :P

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PJ July 18, 2012 at 11:22 am

Exactly. Both groups insist that there have not been sufficient advances in firearms technology since their favored gun was designed to justify even look at newer designs. And they’re both REALLY easy to troll :)

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Bear July 17, 2012 at 11:47 am

Glock – Because you bought a gun and didn’t do your homework.

Glock – Because Glock.

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hydepark July 17, 2012 at 11:54 am

Glock – Once you Glock, you just can’t stop.

I also really like Ryan C’s fat chick one.

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Fake Chris July 17, 2012 at 12:49 pm

Glock- because the square slide is perfect for mounting Nyte Sytes

( http://www.thegunzone.com/glock/images/nyte-sytes.jpg )

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dave w July 17, 2012 at 02:11 pm

Glock – when there just isn’t enough room to wield your Mosin.

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Peter in DC July 17, 2012 at 03:01 pm

Glock – Everyone else jumped off the cliff, why not you too?

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paul kimble July 17, 2012 at 03:17 pm

Glock – The ONLY gun currently manufactured that was DESIGNED for 10mm! (G20/29)

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Ryan C July 17, 2012 at 04:57 pm

Glock – It’s got electrolytes! (It’s what operators crave)

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hydepark July 18, 2012 at 01:36 pm

LMFAO So I love the Idiocracy reference.

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Church July 17, 2012 at 06:55 pm

The no volume thing during the slogan ideas was so annoying.

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Ryan C July 17, 2012 at 09:01 pm

Glock – Now you still have money to buy a slidefire stock for your M&P-15

Glock – Making unrealistic cocking noises in movies and TV for over 20 years

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Jim P. July 17, 2012 at 11:44 pm

Glock — Cause I can’t handle a 1911.

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Double T July 17, 2012 at 11:48 pm

Props to Ryan C for giving me a morning laugh “Glock – It’s got electrolytes! (It’s what operators crave)”

I find it also funny that the quote was modded from the movie “Idiocracy”, which is what this whole thread is going to turn into when people start bashing other firearms.

Troll posters…. AAAASSSSEEEEMMMMMBBBBLLLLLLEEEEEE!

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MrMaigo July 18, 2012 at 12:01 am

Glock – Safe-action trigger: just pull and shoot.

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Jim P. July 18, 2012 at 12:19 am

Wouldn’t that be:

Glock – Just point and click

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Jayson July 18, 2012 at 01:41 am

LOL at glock getting sick of your Pusha T quotes. HAHAHHA that’s funny as shit

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lumpy July 18, 2012 at 06:48 am

Government Glock- because the contract is awarded to the lowest bidder.

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Fill Yer Hands July 18, 2012 at 03:12 pm

Glock – Because you’re not here to operate machinery, you’re here to shoot.

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theforgottenman July 18, 2012 at 04:18 pm

Glock- For those who like drinking the KoolAid.

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Paul Schwa July 18, 2012 at 05:41 pm

Glok… ’cause you drink the Kool-Aid.

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Paul Schwa July 18, 2012 at 06:15 pm

Buy a real gun!! Colt Trooper .357!!! Hi-Power!!! S&W J-frame!!! Anything but a f**king media hyped, lowest common denominator “duh, idiot proof” POS, plastic, boring, no class, no history, fanboy, mall-ninja, tacticool, favorite of the “One Inch Dick Club”, GLOCK!!!.

If you can only afford ONE gun… FINE… go for a Glock. They are fine weapons. They are well made and reliable.

But if you really love guns, sorry, Glocks are for pussies and wannabes.

Some of us got into shooting and guns because we love true craftsmanship and the simple joy of shooting, not because we need to compensate for not feeling man enough, or feel a need to pretend to be a “Mr. Tactical Guy” (nutnfancy. Ha Ha… My brother is an Air Force vet… I know how much “training” Mr. Nutlicker actually had).

Glocks blow. No class. Not cool. Never were. Never will be. Only gang-banger dolts love Glocks ’cause they watch way too much TV and movies and that’s the only brand of gun they can spell.

Sorry, dudes, Glocks suck the big one!!!

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MrColionNoir July 18, 2012 at 07:35 pm

So gun hipsters do exist. What are you going to do when the aforementioned start making the Colt Trooper, Hi-Power, S&W J Frame their gun of choice?

Was the first paragraph and the second paragraph written by the same person?

Everyone is so eager to create their own standards of acceptance for whatever transient group of affiliation we liken ourselves to these days. So eager they are to create exclusivity & hierarchy “within” to deem themselves better than the next. They say things like, “But if you really love guns, sorry, Glocks are for pussies and wannabes”. I thought you just had to love guns period to be a real gun lover. Maybe I am part of a different club.

I think you’re overlooking the genius in making simple what was once complicated. I simply enjoy the simple joys of shooting and the Glock simply shoots. Ironically, I find that the over compensators, those in search of their manhood, and those in desperate pursuit of their #OperatorLife Badge say the very things you’re saying.

The Love of Guns for Craftsmanship and the love of guns for simplicity are not mutually exclusive the common denominator is “Love of Gun”.

“Glocks Blow” & “they are fine weapons” You said these two statements in the same comment. Just wanted to point that out. You also forgot a bunch of other gang bangers who love Glocks like, Cops, CCW permit holders, Mike (Pusha-T Quoter), and a bunch of other gang member types.

I am sure your fine a individual, but I felt it necessary to point out that if you hate Glocks fine, but don’t bash everyone who does not just so you get your daily shot of “I feel special because I don’t like something that is massively popular”. I did that with Apple products for years, but my Mac books is about to die so I have to end this shameless attempt at alleviating the butt hurt I felt after reading your comment while carrying my Glock 19 RTF2 which makes me special because my Glock is an RTF2 not one of those pussy ubiquitous Gen 3 or Gen 4 Glocks that every has. See, I can do it too.

All Grammatical Errors were done on purpose. – Management

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Paul Schwa July 18, 2012 at 10:43 pm

MrColionNoir,
Sir, you shame me. No BS, I’m sorry. I had just finished one TOO many adult beverages and blathered some really stupid shit.
No, even though two close relatives of mine own about five Glocks that I’ve shot many times, I guess it’s (painfully, stupid on my part) obvious that I just don’t care for them.

I’m sorry… I didn’t mean to be such a jerk.
MrColion, you are 100% right: the common denominator IS “Love of Gun”.

I apoligize to ALL!!

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Jayson July 21, 2012 at 11:35 pm

Takes a stand up guy to apologize on the internet. Well done :)

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Jayson July 18, 2012 at 09:52 pm

Paul Schwa, troll much ?

noone could really believe what you’re saying, therefore, troll

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BrowningBottoms July 18, 2012 at 11:43 pm

Glocks are kind of like classic muscle cars, they get more reliable with routine abuse. Opens up the tolerances. Sort of like a vagina, but with less money involved.

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Jason July 19, 2012 at 07:52 am

Glock – The original point and click device.

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cc19 July 19, 2012 at 04:15 pm

Glock – Perfection*

*Please perfect the 3 firearm safety rules before considering ownership.

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glock 17gen4 August 3, 2013 at 08:29 am

in glock we trust

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